{"id":50,"date":"2004-12-19T11:07:48","date_gmt":"2004-12-19T18:07:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=50"},"modified":"2006-04-03T13:58:09","modified_gmt":"2006-04-03T20:58:09","slug":"when-they-were-young-alyx","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=50","title":{"rendered":"When they were Young &#8211; Alyx"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><a title=\"photo sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/2314462\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos3.flickr.com\/2314462_79256d5635.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>I went through some old picture CD&#8217;s from a million years ago. I am so happy that I took the time to back up my computer because these pictures would be lost in one of the 6 hard drives that I have crashed since 1998 (when I first hooked a modem up to my computer and started this crazy thing called, &#8220;Online&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>I had no idea in 1999 when I was sitting in the back yard trying to get Alyx to stand there long enough to get a picture of her, that I would be sharing the story with anyone 5 years later.<\/p>\n<p>I was reminded today (dooce.com) how hard it is to get a child to keep at hat on. Alyx wasn&#8217;t like that. She loved her hats. She just hating taking pictures. She was disgruntled, even at a young age, about pictures being taken of her. It was impossible to get a picture that didn&#8217;t have Alyx flipping off the camera*, it was like she believed that if her picture was taken she would be robbed of her soul or something.<\/p>\n<p>This was my backyard when I was married. I lived in this backyard. I planted, I plucked weeds, I screamed at the vines that would pop up over the fence that threatened my oasis. That was when I was married, stayed home and had little babies to watch. Now my backyard looks like a burial ground for toddler toys, dead trees, dog houses and old mops that we forgot we put out there because they were wet.<br \/>\nNo fucked up backyard is complete without a weight bench somewhere.<br \/>\nand yes, i&#8217;m pretty sure you might find one if you looked on the side of the house.<\/p>\n<p>I degress from the story&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>So Alyx (by the way, she&#8217;s 7 now)and I were in the backyard and I was taking pictures of her. She was SO frustrated and tired of the pictures.<br \/>\nI finally gave up and said, &#8220;Oh come here baby girl.&#8221; and THEN the smile happens as she is running over to me. I snapped the shot and this is how I got my favorite picture of Alyx.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went through some old picture CD&#8217;s from a million years ago. I am so happy that I took the time to back up my computer because these pictures would be lost in one of the 6 hard drives that I have crashed since 1998 (when I first hooked a modem up to my computer and started this crazy thing called, &#8220;Online&#8221;) I had no idea in 1999 when I was sitting in the back yard trying to get Alyx to stand there long enough to get a picture of her, that I would be sharing the story with anyone 5 years later. I was reminded today (dooce.com) how hard it is to get a child to keep at hat on. Alyx wasn&#8217;t like that. She loved her hats. She just hating taking pictures. She was disgruntled, even at a young age, about pictures being taken of her. It was impossible to get a picture that didn&#8217;t have Alyx flipping off the camera*, it was like she believed that if her picture was taken she would be robbed of her soul or something. This was my backyard when I was married. I lived in this backyard. I planted, I plucked weeds, I screamed at the vines that would pop up over the fence that threatened my oasis. That was when I was married, stayed home and had little babies to watch. Now my backyard looks like a burial ground for toddler toys, dead trees, dog houses and old mops that we forgot we put out there because they were wet. No fucked up backyard is complete without a weight bench somewhere. and yes, i&#8217;m pretty sure you might find one if you looked on the side of the house. I degress from the story&#8230; So Alyx (by the way, she&#8217;s 7 now)and I were in the backyard and I was taking pictures of her. She was SO frustrated and tired of the pictures. I finally gave up and said, &#8220;Oh come here baby girl.&#8221; and THEN the smile happens as she is running over to me. I snapped the shot and this is how I got my favorite picture of Alyx.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=50"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=50"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=50"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=50"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}