{"id":490,"date":"2005-07-19T01:40:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-19T08:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=490"},"modified":"2006-04-04T11:04:22","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T18:04:22","slug":"whoa-the-randomness-that-is-me-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=490","title":{"rendered":"Whoa the randomness that is me…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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It’s 1:45 am and I just finished Charlotte & Sue’s<\/a> shiny new blog. I had to. Sue promised me cookies & Charlotte told me my kids were totally cute. Sue, of course, hasn’t told Charlotte she will be making the cookies for me though. Charlotte…I love mint chocolate chips!
\n(She already knows this, I talked to her on the phone yesterday)<\/p>\n

I also talked to Pissy<\/a> and she wanted to know why my name on AOL instant messenger is “JustKeeton” and not “RandomAndOdd”. I told her that “Keeton” was my radio name.
\nYes, there are SOME things I haven’t blogged about. Now I will get a comment saying, “Yes, you did blog about that.” I can’t remember what I blog about and what I dream I blog about anymore.<\/p>\n

Um…I also spent some time on the phone with Merry Widow<\/a> too. YES, I AM PHONE WHORE. I couldn’t help it. I was having phone to ear withdrawls!
\nI promised her I would blog the story about the time Shea superglued me to the plastic lawn chair.
\n(have I blogged that before?)<\/p>\n

It’s now almost 2am and I need to go to sleep.<\/p>\n

Happy Birthday Dooce<\/a>. Happy Birthday Madmanan<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n

There is ONE day left before Merry Widow’s birthday. Someone please remind me that Shaun’s birthday is August 3rd. Just keep reminding me. I won’t forget it this year sweetie. I promise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s 1:45 am and I just finished Charlotte & Sue’s shiny new blog. I had to. Sue promised me cookies & Charlotte told me my kids were totally cute. Sue, of course, hasn’t told Charlotte she will be making the cookies for me though. Charlotte…I love mint chocolate chips! (She already knows this, I talked to her on the phone yesterday) I also talked to Pissy and she wanted to know why my name on AOL instant messenger is “JustKeeton” and not “RandomAndOdd”. I told her that “Keeton” was my radio name. Yes, there are SOME things I haven’t blogged about. Now I will get a comment saying, “Yes, you did blog about that.” I can’t remember what I blog about and what I dream I blog about anymore. Um…I also spent some time on the phone with Merry Widow too. YES, I AM PHONE WHORE. I couldn’t help it. I was having phone to ear withdrawls! I promised her I would blog the story about the time Shea superglued me to the plastic lawn chair. (have I blogged that before?) It’s now almost 2am and I need to go to sleep. Happy Birthday Dooce. Happy Birthday Madmanan. There is ONE day left before Merry Widow’s birthday. Someone please remind me that Shaun’s birthday is August 3rd. Just keep reminding me. I won’t forget it this year sweetie. I promise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-490","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/490","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=490"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/490\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=490"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=490"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=490"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}