{"id":475,"date":"2005-07-15T02:57:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-15T09:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=475"},"modified":"2006-04-04T11:08:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T18:08:00","slug":"112142303392472670","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=475","title":{"rendered":"112142303392472670"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/groups\/stuffportraitfriday\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"150\" alt=\"stuffstuff\" src=\"http:\/\/photos21.flickr.com\/24406249_03cf91b27e.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div>Flickr is acting up so I am going to try out this new &#8216;picture in blogger&#8217; thing.<br \/>\nBear with me&#8230;this is my first week using it.<\/p>\n<p>This week was harder than I thought it would be. How hard could it be? I am living with a man that is stuck in the 80&#8217;s. It was hard.<\/p>\n<p>I couldn&#8217;t decide what I kept from the 80&#8217;s. I couldn&#8217;t find my Dukes of Hazard matchbox car set I have. No seriously&#8230;I have one.<br \/>\nHere is my diary from 1986.<\/p>\n<p>Internet, meet Matt Chestnut. This my first boyfriend. He was like 5 foot tall and The Fonz used every opportunity to tell me how dorky we looked together. I was like 5&#8217;7 in 7th grade.<br \/>\nI was certain that this boy was going to be the father of my children. We were going to raise our 3 children to be perfect little Raider fans and live in Shingletown forever. He was going to be the PE coach and I was going to write stories for teenage girls. Oh gag me with a spoon!<\/p>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/1885\/600\/1600\/80scantletgoof.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/1885\/600\/320\/80scantletgoof.jpg\" \/><\/a>Here&#8217;s just ONE page from this diary that reads much like a conversation with my 12 year old. I couldn&#8217;t post the other pages because&#8230;dear God I was so stupid then! I will post for you my &#8216;Shit List&#8217;. If by chance you went to 6-9th grade with me and you&#8217;re name is on this list&#8230;no worries, i&#8217;m PRETTY SURE I&#8217;m over whatever it was that caused you to get put on this list.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/1885\/600\/1600\/80slist.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/1885\/600\/320\/80slist.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div>Next up is a movie from the 80&#8217;s. My favorite was Real Genius with Val Kilmer, but I don&#8217;t own that movie. I use to until the Fonz couldn&#8217;t take it anymore and probably buried it somewhere in the middle of the forest and rejoiced that she would never have to hear that movie played at 7am when I was getting ready for school.<br \/>\nI picked a movie that I still have. (Shaun is making me get rid of all my VHS movies)<br \/>\nThis movie I can watch over and over and over and never get sick of it. The Fonz will laugh until she pees over the part, &#8220;Back in the Bowl!&#8221;<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/1885\/600\/1600\/80smovie.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/1885\/600\/320\/80smovie.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div>I did buy HEATHERS because IMHO is one of the best movies. &#8220;Oh Fuck me running Heather! What is your damage?!&#8221;Pictures of me from the 80&#8217;s. You&#8217;re not drinking anything are you? Put it down, this is painful.<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/1885\/600\/1600\/promnight.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/1885\/600\/320\/promnight.jpg\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/1885\/600\/1600\/80sme.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/1885\/600\/320\/80sme.jpg\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/1885\/600\/1600\/80sagain.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/1885\/600\/320\/80sagain.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div>Okay did you play?? Leave me a comment! Did you get anyone else to play? GET EM OVER HERE so we can all check out their stuff!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Flickr is acting up so I am going to try out this new &#8216;picture in blogger&#8217; thing. Bear with me&#8230;this is my first week using it. This week was harder than I thought it would be. How hard could it be? I am living with a man that is stuck in the 80&#8217;s. It was hard. I couldn&#8217;t decide what I kept from the 80&#8217;s. I couldn&#8217;t find my Dukes of Hazard matchbox car set I have. No seriously&#8230;I have one. Here is my diary from 1986. Internet, meet Matt Chestnut. This my first boyfriend. He was like 5 foot tall and The Fonz used every opportunity to tell me how dorky we looked together. I was like 5&#8217;7 in 7th grade. I was certain that this boy was going to be the father of my children. We were going to raise our 3 children to be perfect little Raider fans and live in Shingletown forever. He was going to be the PE coach and I was going to write stories for teenage girls. Oh gag me with a spoon! Here&#8217;s just ONE page from this diary that reads much like a conversation with my 12 year old. I couldn&#8217;t post the other pages because&#8230;dear God I was so stupid then! I will post for you my &#8216;Shit List&#8217;. If by chance you went to 6-9th grade with me and you&#8217;re name is on this list&#8230;no worries, i&#8217;m PRETTY SURE I&#8217;m over whatever it was that caused you to get put on this list. Next up is a movie from the 80&#8217;s. My favorite was Real Genius with Val Kilmer, but I don&#8217;t own that movie. I use to until the Fonz couldn&#8217;t take it anymore and probably buried it somewhere in the middle of the forest and rejoiced that she would never have to hear that movie played at 7am when I was getting ready for school. I picked a movie that I still have. (Shaun is making me get rid of all my VHS movies) This movie I can watch over and over and over and never get sick of it. The Fonz will laugh until she pees over the part, &#8220;Back in the Bowl!&#8221; I did buy HEATHERS because IMHO is one of the best movies. &#8220;Oh Fuck me running Heather! What is your damage?!&#8221;Pictures of me from the 80&#8217;s. You&#8217;re not drinking anything are you? Put it down, this is painful. Okay did you play?? Leave me a comment! Did you get anyone else to play? GET EM OVER HERE so we can all check out their stuff!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-475","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/475","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=475"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/475\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}