{"id":454,"date":"2005-07-07T14:57:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-07T21:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=454"},"modified":"2005-07-07T14:57:00","modified_gmt":"2005-07-07T21:57:00","slug":"pissy-britches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=454","title":{"rendered":"Pissy Britches"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I talked to a very upset Pissy Britches today. She was planning on coming to California for the BlogHer conference. Recovering Straight Girl, Pissy and I were going to show up and crash the &#8216;cool people party&#8217;.<br \/>\nBut,  Mr. Pissy planned the family trip for that weekend which sent Pissy into a state of tears and frustration.<\/p>\n<p>I called her to try to soothe her a bit and ended up getting the laugh of a lifetime.<\/p>\n<p>Just for the record&#8230;if there is anyone living in the South and you&#8217;re missing your accent; Pissy has it.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>STUFF PORTRAIT FRIDAY&#8230;it&#8217;s tomorrow. YES! TOMORROW IS FRIDAY!<\/p>\n<ul> <b>Friday, July 8<\/p>\n<p><\/b><\/p>\n<li>Favorite framed picture<\/li>\n<li>Magazine Subscriptions<\/li>\n<li>your household pet peeve<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I talked to a very upset Pissy Britches today. She was planning on coming to California for the BlogHer conference. Recovering Straight Girl, Pissy and I were going to show up and crash the &#8216;cool people party&#8217;. But, Mr. Pissy planned the family trip for that weekend which sent Pissy into a state of tears and frustration. I called her to try to soothe her a bit and ended up getting the laugh of a lifetime. Just for the record&#8230;if there is anyone living in the South and you&#8217;re missing your accent; Pissy has it. ***** STUFF PORTRAIT FRIDAY&#8230;it&#8217;s tomorrow. YES! TOMORROW IS FRIDAY! Friday, July 8 Favorite framed picture Magazine Subscriptions your household pet peeve<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-454","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=454"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=454"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=454"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=454"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}