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\nChelsea putting hair is side ponytale to be a dork<\/p>\n

The summer is wearing on me. I’ve been trying to hang in there and be a trooper. For the most part I think I am doing alright. I’ve been to the pool about 20 times and I haven’t drown a single one yet. That’s good right?<\/p>\n

Kara had a ‘hanging out’ date yesterday. The kid seemed nice enough. I’m not ready for this whole ‘hanging out’ stuff. The speed at which this child is growing up is freaking me out. My friend ‘Cita has a picture of Kara and her son graduating from preschool. That was yesterday. Now she’s 12 and going on ‘hanging out dates’. What happened to cooties?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Chelsea putting hair is side ponytale to be a dork The summer is wearing on me. I’ve been trying to hang in there and be a trooper. For the most part I think I am doing alright. I’ve been to the pool about 20 times and I haven’t drown a single one yet. That’s good right? Kara had a ‘hanging out’ date yesterday. The kid seemed nice enough. I’m not ready for this whole ‘hanging out’ stuff. The speed at which this child is growing up is freaking me out. My friend ‘Cita has a picture of Kara and her son graduating from preschool. That was yesterday. Now she’s 12 and going on ‘hanging out dates’. What happened to cooties?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/450","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=450"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/450\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}