{"id":422,"date":"2005-06-29T10:51:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-29T17:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=422"},"modified":"2006-04-04T09:52:59","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T16:52:59","slug":"112006821496267243-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=422","title":{"rendered":"i’m a big fan."},"content":{"rendered":"

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something is wrong.<\/p>\n

For as long as I can remember I have these ‘episodes’ of extreme pain. When I was 18 I had the first one and I not knowing what it was I freaked out and went to the ER in an ambulance.<\/p>\n

The only way to describe this pain is to say it’s like a contraction (labor pain) that lasts for about 15 minutes. It’s not a pain in my back or side. It’s RIGHT above my pelvis, RIGHT in the middle. Below my stomach.<\/p>\n

During these episodes of pain I can’t move, I have to lay in the fetal position on my back, I sweat, I cry, I whine, I have a heating pad on and pain killers in me within SECONDS of it hitting.<\/p>\n

I only get these once a year. I went to the doctor and he said it was a cyst exploding or something like that. I’ve grown use to them now.<\/p>\n

A couple of nights ago I woke up out of a dead sleep at 4am in horrible pain. I was okay within twenty minutes and fell back to sleep with the heating pad on. The next morning I was still sore from it, but it wasn’t bad. Yesterday after lunch with my girlfriends I was sitting at Starbucks being a yuppie and it hit me again.
\nIt didn’t help that I was wearing pants that were WAY too tight for me to be wearing. I started to panic and decided I needed to hurry up and get home.
\nI took a couple of pills (YES TOM, I TOOK PILLS! I TOOK PILLS AND THEY MADE IT ALL BETTER!)<\/a> and rested and I was okay.<\/p>\n

Today I was sitting here minding my own business and WHAMO, again! This is THREE in a week instead of ONCE in a year.<\/p>\n

I have no medical insurance so it’s up to you guys…diagnose me!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

something is wrong. For as long as I can remember I have these ‘episodes’ of extreme pain. When I was 18 I had the first one and I not knowing what it was I freaked out and went to the ER in an ambulance. The only way to describe this pain is to say it’s like a contraction (labor pain) that lasts for about 15 minutes. It’s not a pain in my back or side. It’s RIGHT above my pelvis, RIGHT in the middle. Below my stomach. During these episodes of pain I can’t move, I have to lay in the fetal position on my back, I sweat, I cry, I whine, I have a heating pad on and pain killers in me within SECONDS of it hitting. I only get these once a year. I went to the doctor and he said it was a cyst exploding or something like that. I’ve grown use to them now. A couple of nights ago I woke up out of a dead sleep at 4am in horrible pain. I was okay within twenty minutes and fell back to sleep with the heating pad on. The next morning I was still sore from it, but it wasn’t bad. Yesterday after lunch with my girlfriends I was sitting at Starbucks being a yuppie and it hit me again. It didn’t help that I was wearing pants that were WAY too tight for me to be wearing. I started to panic and decided I needed to hurry up and get home. I took a couple of pills (YES TOM, I TOOK PILLS! I TOOK PILLS AND THEY MADE IT ALL BETTER!) and rested and I was okay. Today I was sitting here minding my own business and WHAMO, again! This is THREE in a week instead of ONCE in a year. I have no medical insurance so it’s up to you guys…diagnose me!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-422","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/422","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=422"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/422\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=422"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=422"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=422"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}