{"id":406,"date":"2005-06-24T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-24T07:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=406"},"modified":"2006-04-04T10:07:55","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T17:07:55","slug":"stuff-portrait-friday-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=406","title":{"rendered":"Stuff Portrait Friday"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"The<\/a><\/p>\n

Stuff I stole (or borrowed and never returned)<\/p>\n

This is the anklets that The Fonz<\/a> made. Everytime I go up to Redding to see her I scavenge through the new stuff she has made and I take my favorite. Over the years I have ‘adopted’ so many of these. Do I feel guilty? Oh hell no I don’t. If you owned a Fonz original you wouldn’t either!<\/p>\n

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Unopened (or unused) present you forgot to return<\/p>\n

I’m using this because it’s the ‘unused’ gift I never used. My sister (Dashababy<\/a>…or mom’s second favorite daughter) gave it to me last year for Christmas, but I never got to put it up. I don’t think I ever will either. Not because I don’t like it. I do. I don’t want to ever break it so it’s going to stay in the pretty box forever.<\/p>\n

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My perfume<\/p>\n

This is the best perfume EVER. Don’t try to dispute it. If you could smell me after this has been on for about an hour you would dry hump my leg.<\/p>\n

Okay, if you played this week – COMMENT. I want to see your stuff!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Stuff I stole (or borrowed and never returned) This is the anklets that The Fonz made. Everytime I go up to Redding to see her I scavenge through the new stuff she has made and I take my favorite. Over the years I have ‘adopted’ so many of these. Do I feel guilty? Oh hell no I don’t. If you owned a Fonz original you wouldn’t either! Unopened (or unused) present you forgot to return I’m using this because it’s the ‘unused’ gift I never used. My sister (Dashababy…or mom’s second favorite daughter) gave it to me last year for Christmas, but I never got to put it up. I don’t think I ever will either. Not because I don’t like it. I do. I don’t want to ever break it so it’s going to stay in the pretty box forever. My perfume This is the best perfume EVER. Don’t try to dispute it. If you could smell me after this has been on for about an hour you would dry hump my leg. Okay, if you played this week – COMMENT. I want to see your stuff!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=406"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}