{"id":402,"date":"2005-06-22T09:47:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-22T16:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=402"},"modified":"2006-04-04T10:10:11","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T17:10:11","slug":"111945994659891989","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=402","title":{"rendered":"Play it again Sam."},"content":{"rendered":"

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As I was getting ready to post my daily randomness my ex showed up with my sugar free vanilla latte. When he walked out the door he said, “You got a package.” and the boy of course jumps up and says, “Stripper brownies<\/a>?” and Shea says, “Nanny cookies?<\/a>” (you have my children trained!)<\/p>\n

Nope this package is just for me. UNLIKE the toe socks I got from Pissy that my daughters have taken and hid from me within the first day of me owning them!<\/p>\n

I opened the box and in it I found A RED STAPLER and a princess crown!<\/p>\n

I’ve mentioned before that i’m a computer tech. I’m a nerd\/geek…whatever you want to call it. I went to college to learn how to tear apart a computer and put it back together, how to network a trillion computers and all the other cool tricks. I hate computers now, but love the title of being a geek. This red stapler is more of ‘geek status symbol’ than my degree and certificates!!<\/p>\n

THANK YOU MERRY WIDOW!!!<\/a><\/p>\n

(yes, geek pictures of me kissing the stapler will soon follow)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

As I was getting ready to post my daily randomness my ex showed up with my sugar free vanilla latte. When he walked out the door he said, “You got a package.” and the boy of course jumps up and says, “Stripper brownies?” and Shea says, “Nanny cookies?” (you have my children trained!) Nope this package is just for me. UNLIKE the toe socks I got from Pissy that my daughters have taken and hid from me within the first day of me owning them! I opened the box and in it I found A RED STAPLER and a princess crown! I’ve mentioned before that i’m a computer tech. I’m a nerd\/geek…whatever you want to call it. I went to college to learn how to tear apart a computer and put it back together, how to network a trillion computers and all the other cool tricks. I hate computers now, but love the title of being a geek. This red stapler is more of ‘geek status symbol’ than my degree and certificates!! THANK YOU MERRY WIDOW!!! (yes, geek pictures of me kissing the stapler will soon follow)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=402"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}