{"id":395,"date":"2005-06-17T09:17:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-17T16:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=395"},"modified":"2006-04-04T10:15:56","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T17:15:56","slug":"hold-onim-getting-them-up-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=395","title":{"rendered":"Hold on&#8230;I&#8217;m getting them up here&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just woke up from the one of the top ten WEIRD dreams I ever had.<\/p>\n<p>I had to watch Leta and I taught her how to talk.  When Heather got home she was so thankful that she gave me an antique polaroid camera&#8230;and then Leta started talking and she was PISSED because Leta didn&#8217;t have an accent.  I think I might have got my ass kicked. It&#8217;s cool though, I gave Leta back with only one sock.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, I&#8217;m going to need therapy soon. I had a dream on Monday that my mom had kittens&#8230;like GAVE BIRTH to kittens.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to upload the pictures now&#8230;stay tuned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just woke up from the one of the top ten WEIRD dreams I ever had. I had to watch Leta and I taught her how to talk. When Heather got home she was so thankful that she gave me an antique polaroid camera&#8230;and then Leta started talking and she was PISSED because Leta didn&#8217;t have an accent. I think I might have got my ass kicked. It&#8217;s cool though, I gave Leta back with only one sock. Okay, I&#8217;m going to need therapy soon. I had a dream on Monday that my mom had kittens&#8230;like GAVE BIRTH to kittens. I&#8217;m going to upload the pictures now&#8230;stay tuned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-395","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/395","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=395"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/395\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}