{"id":386,"date":"2005-06-13T10:24:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-13T17:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=386"},"modified":"2006-04-04T10:20:07","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T17:20:07","slug":"111868533794749153","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=386","title":{"rendered":"back out and bored."},"content":{"rendered":"

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Cool huh? Yeah, Shaun made it. I think he likes it when my back is out and I am confined to the bedroom watching E True Hollywood stories. I swear I know WAaaaa-haaaayyy too much about the Hilton Sisters, The Olson Twins and Lindsay Lohan. He got to play on the computer ALL weekend. When I got on the computer you could actually hear the egg timer.
\n“Five minutes honey…then you’re back to bed.” I think he was an evil dictator in a past life. An evil dictator that can cook and take care of a woman when she’s down. An evil dictator that even though I told him, “NO MORE SODA FOR ME!” when I caved a few hours later he got me a medium soda.<\/p>\n

[random moment]
\nShea just came up to me to inform me: “Mommy, Alyx is wearing a turtle neck and long sleeve pants!”
\n“She’s going to be really hot today huh?”
\n“You bet! I told her she could wear my short sleeve pants, but she said she would rather sweat to death. She’s acting like a drama queen.”
\n*mouth dropping open*
\n[\/random moment]<\/p>\n

alrighty then. So I am blog fodderless. Unless you all want to hear my opinion on Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson? okay, i’ll spare you.<\/p>\n

I suck at the ‘things about me’ lists. It took me about 3 hours to come up with 51 things and after I reread it, I sounded like a complete freakazoid.<\/p>\n

So in order to make sure I don’t officially lose my mind while the back is out…give me something to blog about. Ask me questions.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Question (example): “Does Shaun really own pink <\/strong>undies?”<\/em>
\nanswer (example): “Yes…with little pearl lace.” <\/em>
\n(this is just an example people. He doesn’t wear pink undies, but if he did remember – don’t judge a man by his britches)<\/p>\n

Don’t ask me why I am not in bed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Cool huh? Yeah, Shaun made it. I think he likes it when my back is out and I am confined to the bedroom watching E True Hollywood stories. I swear I know WAaaaa-haaaayyy too much about the Hilton Sisters, The Olson Twins and Lindsay Lohan. He got to play on the computer ALL weekend. When I got on the computer you could actually hear the egg timer. “Five minutes honey…then you’re back to bed.” I think he was an evil dictator in a past life. An evil dictator that can cook and take care of a woman when she’s down. An evil dictator that even though I told him, “NO MORE SODA FOR ME!” when I caved a few hours later he got me a medium soda. [random moment] Shea just came up to me to inform me: “Mommy, Alyx is wearing a turtle neck and long sleeve pants!” “She’s going to be really hot today huh?” “You bet! I told her she could wear my short sleeve pants, but she said she would rather sweat to death. She’s acting like a drama queen.” *mouth dropping open* [\/random moment] alrighty then. So I am blog fodderless. Unless you all want to hear my opinion on Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson? okay, i’ll spare you. I suck at the ‘things about me’ lists. It took me about 3 hours to come up with 51 things and after I reread it, I sounded like a complete freakazoid. So in order to make sure I don’t officially lose my mind while the back is out…give me something to blog about. Ask me questions. Question (example): “Does Shaun really own pink undies?” answer (example): “Yes…with little pearl lace.” (this is just an example people. He doesn’t wear pink undies, but if he did remember – don’t judge a man by his britches) Don’t ask me why I am not in bed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=386"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}