{"id":3833,"date":"2023-10-04T07:49:46","date_gmt":"2023-10-04T14:49:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=3833"},"modified":"2023-10-04T07:54:26","modified_gmt":"2023-10-04T14:54:26","slug":"3833","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=3833","title":{"rendered":"She stole his dog and dyed it key lime green."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s talk about my whole world.\u00a0 Murphy.<\/p>\n<p>When I moved into my new place I knew there was going to be times that I had to leave him at home so I could go shopping or visits with friends.\u00a0 I bought a camera so I could see how he is doing.<br \/>\nI thought he would just chill the fuck out while I wasn&#8217;t there, you know take a break from following me from room to room.\u00a0 Nope, this fucker sits at the door and HOWLS.\u00a0 He HOWLS.<br \/>\nWhen I get home, be it 30 minutes or 3 hours he YIPS at me.\u00a0 He will yip until he finally grabs a toy and shoves it at my legs.<br \/>\nNow this is a problem because I have to go places and this guy is over here howling like he&#8217;s a monster truck pull.\u00a0 Sitting by the front door with his nose pressed to the seam.\u00a0 It&#8217;s so pathetic and sad I had to leave where I was last night and come home.<\/p>\n<p>Soooooo I did something I never thought I would do. I bought a crate.\u00a0 It&#8217;s the Holiday House of all crates.\u00a0 He&#8217;s 11.5 pounds and this crate could have multiple floors and a butler.\u00a0 This is a party crate that could fit a golden retriever.\u00a0 I am hoping that it will help his nerves when I am not here.\u00a0 There is nothing more I can do than become a damn hermit and stay home with him&#8230;which I am not going to lie is low key kinda a great idea, BUT I can&#8217;t.\u00a0 The other day I had groceries delivered to avoid leaving him.<br \/>\nMy neighbor is cool, but ehhhhhh, I just gotta figure it out.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s talk about my whole world.\u00a0 Murphy. When I moved into my new place I knew there was going to be times that I had to leave him at home so I could go shopping or visits with friends.\u00a0 I bought a camera so I could see how he is doing. I thought he would&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3833","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3833","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3833"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3833\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3835,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3833\/revisions\/3835"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3833"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3833"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3833"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}