{"id":382,"date":"2005-06-10T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-10T07:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=382"},"modified":"2006-04-04T10:22:09","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T17:22:09","slug":"stuff-portrait-friday-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=382","title":{"rendered":"Stuff Portrait Friday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/18468456\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" alt=\"more of\" src=\"http:\/\/photos13.flickr.com\/18468456_b6ecfff898.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I want MORE memories for my photo albums.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/18468461\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" alt=\"less of\" src=\"http:\/\/photos14.flickr.com\/18468461_1ea072a050.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I want LESS messages on my answering machine. I let the answering machine catch the calls when the bill collectors are calling&#8230;and then I think if I leave the message on the machine the bill collectors will somehow know this and know that I am a responsible person and will EVENTUALLY pay them.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/18468471\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" alt=\"happy with\" src=\"http:\/\/photos14.flickr.com\/18468471_17f84eb761.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I am SATISFIED with the whole of this picture.<\/p>\n<p>1. my hair is smokin&#8217; hot.<br \/>\n2. i&#8217;m holding my newborn.<br \/>\n3. i&#8217;m at my sisters.<br \/>\n4. i am wearing my new shirt RECOVERING STRAIGHT GIRL got me. (whoops)<br \/>\n5. all kids are 3 hours away painting a bathroom.<\/p>\n<p>If you play this week, please comment so I can go check out your STUFF.<br \/>\nIf you DIDN&#8217;T play, you better have a good note from your doctor or your mom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I want MORE memories for my photo albums. I want LESS messages on my answering machine. I let the answering machine catch the calls when the bill collectors are calling&#8230;and then I think if I leave the message on the machine the bill collectors will somehow know this and know that I am a responsible person and will EVENTUALLY pay them. I am SATISFIED with the whole of this picture. 1. my hair is smokin&#8217; hot. 2. i&#8217;m holding my newborn. 3. i&#8217;m at my sisters. 4. i am wearing my new shirt RECOVERING STRAIGHT GIRL got me. (whoops) 5. all kids are 3 hours away painting a bathroom. If you play this week, please comment so I can go check out your STUFF. If you DIDN&#8217;T play, you better have a good note from your doctor or your mom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-382","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/382","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=382"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/382\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}