{"id":376,"date":"2005-06-08T16:21:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-08T23:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=376"},"modified":"2006-04-04T10:26:31","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T17:26:31","slug":"the-random-part-of-the-blog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=376","title":{"rendered":"the random part of the blog…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I got a message from lil’ sister. She said, “I’m a total slacker for not posting lately. Blogger is the best and I bow down at its greatness. I am doing fine. I won the lottery and I am sharing it with all my blogging friends. Mostly you, Kristine, because I love you the most and think you are the best pink robe and toe sock wearer that ever was or ever will be.”<\/p>\n

Shaun won a windshield because he wrote something funny and sent it to the radio station. This is a good thing because we needed a new windshield.<\/p>\n

I got the package from my sister today with the really good shampoo and conditioner she gave me while I was up there visiting. Everytime a package comes in the mail the kids chant, “Are they stripper cookies?” Would someone please send us cookies so the kids will stop asking about the stripper cookies? Maybe someone who is a doctor or sales rep?<\/p>\n

It’s raining today. It’s raining in California.<\/p>\n

Burnout 3 for Xbox has brought our family together. It’s not very often you hear me say, “OMG! I totally just hit that bus head on and flew off a cliff at 150 mph and I didn’t even get an aftertouch point!”
\nMy daughter also can kick my ass at this video game. I am going to be staying up all night until I master the art of the boost-wall-takeout!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I got a message from lil’ sister. She said, “I’m a total slacker for not posting lately. Blogger is the best and I bow down at its greatness. I am doing fine. I won the lottery and I am sharing it with all my blogging friends. Mostly you, Kristine, because I love you the most and think you are the best pink robe and toe sock wearer that ever was or ever will be.” Shaun won a windshield because he wrote something funny and sent it to the radio station. This is a good thing because we needed a new windshield. I got the package from my sister today with the really good shampoo and conditioner she gave me while I was up there visiting. Everytime a package comes in the mail the kids chant, “Are they stripper cookies?” Would someone please send us cookies so the kids will stop asking about the stripper cookies? Maybe someone who is a doctor or sales rep? It’s raining today. It’s raining in California. Burnout 3 for Xbox has brought our family together. It’s not very often you hear me say, “OMG! I totally just hit that bus head on and flew off a cliff at 150 mph and I didn’t even get an aftertouch point!” My daughter also can kick my ass at this video game. I am going to be staying up all night until I master the art of the boost-wall-takeout!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-376","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/376","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=376"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/376\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}