{"id":368,"date":"2005-06-04T09:41:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-04T16:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=368"},"modified":"2006-04-04T10:30:57","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T17:30:57","slug":"i-was-ambushed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=368","title":{"rendered":"I was AMBUSHED!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I ended up leaving for Redding last night and got here around 11:30 pm.<\/p>\n

Mom and Kathy were in Mom’s office<\/strong><\/a> and we just hung out. I pulled out the BAMF and they instantly covered their faces!<\/p>\n

It turned into an all out camera war. We were laughing so hard trying to ‘out flash’ the other.<\/p>\n

They got the mean end of the D70 because in the time they took one picture with the flash, i’ve taken ten. I mentioned that the flash will stun you for a few seconds if you take it right the eye?
\nIt was like a machine gun compared to a revolver. They didn’t have a chance in hell.<\/p>\n

Kathy would yell, “NOW MOM! TAKE IT NOW!”
\nI would stun mom for a few seconds and we laugh so hard because mom would whimper.<\/p>\n

Then Kathy grabbed another camera and they ganged up on me. Two against one. 2 Kodaks against a D70.<\/p>\n

I still won, but Kathy has some gnarly pictures of me laughing so hard I almost coughed up a lung.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I ended up leaving for Redding last night and got here around 11:30 pm. Mom and Kathy were in Mom’s office and we just hung out. I pulled out the BAMF and they instantly covered their faces! It turned into an all out camera war. We were laughing so hard trying to ‘out flash’ the other. They got the mean end of the D70 because in the time they took one picture with the flash, i’ve taken ten. I mentioned that the flash will stun you for a few seconds if you take it right the eye? It was like a machine gun compared to a revolver. They didn’t have a chance in hell. Kathy would yell, “NOW MOM! TAKE IT NOW!” I would stun mom for a few seconds and we laugh so hard because mom would whimper. Then Kathy grabbed another camera and they ganged up on me. Two against one. 2 Kodaks against a D70. I still won, but Kathy has some gnarly pictures of me laughing so hard I almost coughed up a lung.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-368","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/368","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=368"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/368\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}