{"id":361,"date":"2005-06-01T15:13:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-01T22:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=361"},"modified":"2006-04-04T10:34:47","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T17:34:47","slug":"for-the-championship","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=361","title":{"rendered":"For the CHAMPIONSHIP!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Tonight is Kara’s last fast pitch softball game. It’s not very often you hear ‘championship’ & ‘softball’ in this house, so we are taking it VERY seriously.<\/p>\n

It appears to gear up for the game EVERY child in this house has lost the friggin’ minds.
\nMarina has eaten EVERYTHING she could find AND is EATING IT IN THE LIVING ROOM!
\nKara has been in the shower for OVER AN HOUR…singing THE WHOLE TIME!
\nAlyx…dear God, once she starts talking…she won’t stop. “look mom, YEARBOOKS!”
\nShea. loving. sweet. Shea. has been eating a bowl of fruit loops for an hour.
\nTyler. Well he would just explode if we ‘unhooked’ him.<\/p>\n

I swear HANDFULS of my hair are falling out as we speak. HANDFULS.<\/p>\n

I hate summer.<\/p>\n

Oh yeah. good luck Kara!<\/p>\n

I’ll let you all know if we win. :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Tonight is Kara’s last fast pitch softball game. It’s not very often you hear ‘championship’ & ‘softball’ in this house, so we are taking it VERY seriously. It appears to gear up for the game EVERY child in this house has lost the friggin’ minds. Marina has eaten EVERYTHING she could find AND is EATING IT IN THE LIVING ROOM! Kara has been in the shower for OVER AN HOUR…singing THE WHOLE TIME! Alyx…dear God, once she starts talking…she won’t stop. “look mom, YEARBOOKS!” Shea. loving. sweet. Shea. has been eating a bowl of fruit loops for an hour. Tyler. Well he would just explode if we ‘unhooked’ him. I swear HANDFULS of my hair are falling out as we speak. HANDFULS. I hate summer. Oh yeah. good luck Kara! I’ll let you all know if we win. :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-361","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=361"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}