{"id":350,"date":"2005-05-31T14:14:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-31T21:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=350"},"modified":"2006-04-04T08:10:02","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T15:10:02","slug":"open-letter-to-shaun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=350","title":{"rendered":"Open Letter to Shaun&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/10199279\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" alt=\"143\" src=\"http:\/\/photos6.flickr.com\/10199279_21bc600ecc.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Going to &#8216;Cita&#8217;s after I make the kids do their chores. I will run out of these (look up&#8230;not that far up), will you get me some more when you go to the store to get stuff to make me more chicken enchiladas? Yes, I realize you JUST made me some a couple of days ago&#8230;but it&#8217;s YOUR FAULT for making them taste so good.<\/p>\n<p>We need dental floss too. All we have are McDonald&#8217;s straws and they are HORRIBLE at getting chicken enchiladas out of your teeth!<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and toilet paper too. sorry. 5 girls in one house.<\/p>\n<p>And, i&#8217;m sorry I have NO good ideas for <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/holeyshirt\">your T-Shirt store<\/a><\/strong>.<br \/>\nI think in binary and codes and most people just don&#8217;t think that&#8217;s funny.<\/p>\n<p>No one would buy, &#8220;I burnt my hair with a soldering iron&#8221; t-shirt&#8230;even though I think it&#8217;s hysterical.<\/p>\n<p>Do you still love me?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Going to &#8216;Cita&#8217;s after I make the kids do their chores. I will run out of these (look up&#8230;not that far up), will you get me some more when you go to the store to get stuff to make me more chicken enchiladas? Yes, I realize you JUST made me some a couple of days ago&#8230;but it&#8217;s YOUR FAULT for making them taste so good. We need dental floss too. All we have are McDonald&#8217;s straws and they are HORRIBLE at getting chicken enchiladas out of your teeth! Oh, and toilet paper too. sorry. 5 girls in one house. And, i&#8217;m sorry I have NO good ideas for your T-Shirt store. I think in binary and codes and most people just don&#8217;t think that&#8217;s funny. No one would buy, &#8220;I burnt my hair with a soldering iron&#8221; t-shirt&#8230;even though I think it&#8217;s hysterical. Do you still love me?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-350","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=350"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}