{"id":35,"date":"2004-12-01T09:32:43","date_gmt":"2004-12-01T16:32:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=35"},"modified":"2006-04-03T11:56:39","modified_gmt":"2006-04-03T18:56:39","slug":"i-wake-up-with-multiple-men","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=35","title":{"rendered":"I wake up with multiple men"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><a title=\"photo sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/1834239\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos2.flickr.com\/1834239_05ef26d42d.jpg\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/1834239\/\" \/><\/div>\n<p>That title sounds SO much better than reality.<br \/>\nIt could have even read, &#8220;I wake up with ball players&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The truth is I have half of the Sacramento Kings, one dead baseball player, and Marshal Faulk in my bedroom. It&#8217;s no wonder I have nightmares!!<\/p>\n<p>Shaun&#8217;s an artist. He paint just about any sports player you can name. Then they sit in our room next to the bed staring up at me.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder if they talk to each other when i&#8217;m at work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That title sounds SO much better than reality. It could have even read, &#8220;I wake up with ball players&#8221; The truth is I have half of the Sacramento Kings, one dead baseball player, and Marshal Faulk in my bedroom. It&#8217;s no wonder I have nightmares!! Shaun&#8217;s an artist. He paint just about any sports player you can name. Then they sit in our room next to the bed staring up at me. I wonder if they talk to each other when i&#8217;m at work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}