{"id":334,"date":"2005-05-27T18:10:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-28T01:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=334"},"modified":"2006-04-04T08:12:34","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T15:12:34","slug":"im-the-meanest-mother-that-ever-lived-no-more-wire-hangers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=334","title":{"rendered":"I’m the meanest mother that ever lived. NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!"},"content":{"rendered":"

The girls have been cleaning their rooms ( 2 rooms ) since 2:30 pm. It’s now almost 6:30 pm.
\nIn 4 hours I have heard each child cry, lie, scream and hit another child.<\/p>\n

I did find one of the FOUR library books that the School Library Mafia leaders have been calling about.<\/p>\n

So guess what next Friday’s STUFF Portraits will be?<\/p>\n

1. YOUR KIDS ROOM! (suggested by Tanya<\/strong><\/a>)
\nif you’re kidless…you doggie\/kitty\/fishy space.
\nif you’re doggie\/kitty\/fishyless…your guest room.
\nif you’re guest roomless…uh..take a picture of the box your kid\/fish\/cat\/dog would sleep in if you did. (tough being politically correct!)<\/p>\n

oh and if you’re kidless and NEED to borrow a kid for a summer…I HAVE FIVE! pick one!<\/p>\n

2. A collection you have. Cds\/DVDs\/VHS\/8-tracks…(Closet Metro<\/strong><\/a> suggested ‘toys’, but uh…don’t get excited because I won’t be sharing those!!)<\/p>\n

3. Torrie<\/strong><\/a>suggested, a picture of your computer\/desk.<\/p>\n

So I went to Lushy’s site today to see what her ‘stuff’ was, because this whole thing<\/a> is an inspired idea from her…AND SHE IS GONE!
\nDoes anyone have her new blog address?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The girls have been cleaning their rooms ( 2 rooms ) since 2:30 pm. It’s now almost 6:30 pm. In 4 hours I have heard each child cry, lie, scream and hit another child. I did find one of the FOUR library books that the School Library Mafia leaders have been calling about. So guess what next Friday’s STUFF Portraits will be? 1. YOUR KIDS ROOM! (suggested by Tanya) if you’re kidless…you doggie\/kitty\/fishy space. if you’re doggie\/kitty\/fishyless…your guest room. if you’re guest roomless…uh..take a picture of the box your kid\/fish\/cat\/dog would sleep in if you did. (tough being politically correct!) oh and if you’re kidless and NEED to borrow a kid for a summer…I HAVE FIVE! pick one! 2. A collection you have. Cds\/DVDs\/VHS\/8-tracks…(Closet Metro suggested ‘toys’, but uh…don’t get excited because I won’t be sharing those!!) 3. Torriesuggested, a picture of your computer\/desk. So I went to Lushy’s site today to see what her ‘stuff’ was, because this whole thing is an inspired idea from her…AND SHE IS GONE! Does anyone have her new blog address?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-334","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=334"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}