{"id":33,"date":"2004-11-29T09:41:50","date_gmt":"2004-11-29T16:41:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=33"},"modified":"2006-04-11T10:43:06","modified_gmt":"2006-04-11T17:43:06","slug":"my-two-favorite-gmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=33","title":{"rendered":"My Two Favorite G&#8217;mas"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><a title=\"photo sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/1785232\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/1785232_4ecdf121a3.jpg\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/1785232\/\" \/><\/div>\n<p>Add a little honey glaze and you could just eat them, they are SOO cute.<\/p>\n<p>Let me introduce you to the two most adorable ladies you will ever know. I mean that, go ahead and try to beat the cuteness that is this pair.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s G&#8217;ma Billie and GG Mills.<\/p>\n<p>These two wonderful women are my boyfriend&#8217;s grandmas. I&#8217;m adopting them though. I&#8217;m going to scoop them up and put them in my pocket and keep them forever.<\/p>\n<p>My boyfriend is lucky. I lost my grandma several years ago. She was a kick in the ass. The smartest woman I have ever known. I mean, REALLY smart&#8230;like talking to the TV smart. Yeah, only the geniuses do crazy things like that. **shh, i&#8217;m typing**<\/p>\n<p>Turkey Day was good. It was thee first holiday that I have spent with anyone outside of my family. They made my mother feel very welcome and I thank them for that.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t wait for a nice, loud &#038; crazy Christmas eve with them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Add a little honey glaze and you could just eat them, they are SOO cute. Let me introduce you to the two most adorable ladies you will ever know. I mean that, go ahead and try to beat the cuteness that is this pair. It&#8217;s G&#8217;ma Billie and GG Mills. These two wonderful women are my boyfriend&#8217;s grandmas. I&#8217;m adopting them though. I&#8217;m going to scoop them up and put them in my pocket and keep them forever. My boyfriend is lucky. I lost my grandma several years ago. She was a kick in the ass. The smartest woman I have ever known. I mean, REALLY smart&#8230;like talking to the TV smart. Yeah, only the geniuses do crazy things like that. **shh, i&#8217;m typing** Turkey Day was good. It was thee first holiday that I have spent with anyone outside of my family. They made my mother feel very welcome and I thank them for that. I can&#8217;t wait for a nice, loud &#038; crazy Christmas eve with them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}