{"id":329,"date":"2005-05-23T13:12:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-23T20:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=329"},"modified":"2006-04-04T08:19:44","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T15:19:44","slug":"stuff-portrait-friday-may-27th-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=329","title":{"rendered":"Stuff Portrait Friday &#8211; May 27th"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I updated the SPF list for next friday.<\/p>\n<p>This gives you a week to dust off the religious symobols, pictures or statues.<br \/>\nThis gives you a week to clean out your fridge.<br \/>\nAnd remove the crack pipes from your purses.<\/p>\n<p>There are never any rules to this game. It&#8217;s just all fun. If you want to post a picture of your purse hanging on a cross in the freezer&#8230;have at it. What ever floats your boat. If you&#8217;re a guy, just show us a picture of your butt&#8230;er&#8230;where your wallet is&#8230;.or your wife&#8217;s purse because we know you ALWAYS put your stuff in our purses when we are out and about.<\/p>\n<p>Since I&#8217;m single again I think I&#8217;m going to get a picture of JOHN STAMOS and start my ritual chanting to see if I get a date with him. That will be my religious picture ;)<\/p>\n<p>I love you <a href=\"http:\/\/ridge.lineweaver.org:81\/klog\/\">Kalki<\/a>!! heee heee!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I updated the SPF list for next friday. This gives you a week to dust off the religious symobols, pictures or statues. This gives you a week to clean out your fridge. And remove the crack pipes from your purses. There are never any rules to this game. It&#8217;s just all fun. If you want to post a picture of your purse hanging on a cross in the freezer&#8230;have at it. What ever floats your boat. If you&#8217;re a guy, just show us a picture of your butt&#8230;er&#8230;where your wallet is&#8230;.or your wife&#8217;s purse because we know you ALWAYS put your stuff in our purses when we are out and about. Since I&#8217;m single again I think I&#8217;m going to get a picture of JOHN STAMOS and start my ritual chanting to see if I get a date with him. That will be my religious picture ;) I love you Kalki!! heee heee!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=329"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}