{"id":32,"date":"2004-11-23T21:02:55","date_gmt":"2004-11-24T04:02:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=32"},"modified":"2006-04-03T11:52:18","modified_gmt":"2006-04-03T18:52:18","slug":"yes-we-are-truly-that-bored","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=32","title":{"rendered":"Yes, we are truly THAT bored"},"content":{"rendered":"
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I don’t know what it is about watching the ‘washer channel’. I don’t know what it is about my kids coming in to watch me watch the washer.
\n“Whatcha doin?”
\n“Watching.”
\n“The clothes wash?”
\n“No, today it’s the floor mat from the car.”
\n“Smells funny.”
\n“It’s pretty dirty too.”
\nThen the conversation actually goes somewhere and we start talking about her day or something she has on her mind. All the while I listen and watch the crap in the washer get the shit washed out of them.<\/p>\n

It’s our time.<\/p>\n

It’s like the Ronco Set it and Forget it Rotisere (someday I will actually look up how to spell that). I can’t help but watch that damn bird spin.<\/p>\n

If you haven’t figured it out…I have a touch of the crazy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I don’t know what it is about watching the ‘washer channel’. I don’t know what it is about my kids coming in to watch me watch the washer. “Whatcha doin?” “Watching.” “The clothes wash?” “No, today it’s the floor mat from the car.” “Smells funny.” “It’s pretty dirty too.” Then the conversation actually goes somewhere and we start talking about her day or something she has on her mind. All the while I listen and watch the crap in the washer get the shit washed out of them. It’s our time. It’s like the Ronco Set it and Forget it Rotisere (someday I will actually look up how to spell that). I can’t help but watch that damn bird spin. If you haven’t figured it out…I have a touch of the crazy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}