{"id":318,"date":"2005-05-25T08:17:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-25T15:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=318"},"modified":"2006-04-04T08:18:39","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T15:18:39","slug":"its-a-new-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=318","title":{"rendered":"it’s a new day…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Let me start with, THANK YOU.
\nTo the commenters that come here everyday and say hello.
\nTo the lurkers that came out to say, ‘it will be okay’
\nTo Shaun for staying home even though he KNEW I wouldn’t REALLY drink that bottle of Drano.
\nTo Tyler who weeded the backyard and I can open my window right here and see how much we need to do…but how much we have already done.
\nand Thank you for the makers of xanax. I might have lost handfuls of hair yesterday in the shower, but I still have SOME hair left and I’m pretty sure it’s because I was saved from 14 different anxiety attacks.<\/p>\n

Everytime I picked up the phone yesterday to call one more attorney I started to cry. I frustrated half of the people I talked to and made the other half cry.<\/p>\n

BUT, I reread all your comments this morning and with my CHIN UP and my blessings counted I start a new day.
\nI promise not to make any more receptionists cry today. I promise not to scream at the tax guy and say, “BUT HE DOESN’T LIVE HERE!”. I will cancel the oversized order of rat poison I purchased on Ebay and stop reading my “How to get Even” book I have owned since 4th grade.<\/p>\n

It’s a new day today.<\/p>\n

Torrie bought me something I can’t wait to share with you all, but I can’t today because i’m saving it for tomorrow when the girls go on the scavenger hunt IN A LIMO!<\/p>\n

As I was pulling away from the school after dropping off set 2 of children I realized how much of a ass I am going to look like tomorrow. Just to perpetuate it, i’m going to do my hair all big and wear all my fake diamonds and talk like Joan Rivers!<\/p>\n

I might suck at birthday parties, but when those kids come walking out and see 10 kids climbing into a limo….oh yeah, I WILL BE FORGIVEN!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Let me start with, THANK YOU. To the commenters that come here everyday and say hello. To the lurkers that came out to say, ‘it will be okay’ To Shaun for staying home even though he KNEW I wouldn’t REALLY drink that bottle of Drano. To Tyler who weeded the backyard and I can open my window right here and see how much we need to do…but how much we have already done. and Thank you for the makers of xanax. I might have lost handfuls of hair yesterday in the shower, but I still have SOME hair left and I’m pretty sure it’s because I was saved from 14 different anxiety attacks. Everytime I picked up the phone yesterday to call one more attorney I started to cry. I frustrated half of the people I talked to and made the other half cry. BUT, I reread all your comments this morning and with my CHIN UP and my blessings counted I start a new day. I promise not to make any more receptionists cry today. I promise not to scream at the tax guy and say, “BUT HE DOESN’T LIVE HERE!”. I will cancel the oversized order of rat poison I purchased on Ebay and stop reading my “How to get Even” book I have owned since 4th grade. It’s a new day today. Torrie bought me something I can’t wait to share with you all, but I can’t today because i’m saving it for tomorrow when the girls go on the scavenger hunt IN A LIMO! As I was pulling away from the school after dropping off set 2 of children I realized how much of a ass I am going to look like tomorrow. Just to perpetuate it, i’m going to do my hair all big and wear all my fake diamonds and talk like Joan Rivers! I might suck at birthday parties, but when those kids come walking out and see 10 kids climbing into a limo….oh yeah, I WILL BE FORGIVEN!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-318","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/318","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=318"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/318\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}