{"id":31,"date":"2004-11-22T21:49:11","date_gmt":"2004-11-23T04:49:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=31"},"modified":"2006-04-03T11:51:43","modified_gmt":"2006-04-03T18:51:43","slug":"i-have-a-problem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=31","title":{"rendered":"I have a problem"},"content":{"rendered":"
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This is our collection of cameras.
\nI realize I have a problem. The first step is admitting it, right?
\nThe first step of recovery…oh who the hell wants to recover from digital camera overload? NOT ME!<\/p>\n

The old & beat up Olympus is now Kara’s camera. It was mine and I loved it. Then I broke it. The camera above is the ex’s old camera. We gave it to Kara because it’s just not fair that Shea (the 6 year old) has her own digital camera and she didn’t.<\/p>\n

The Kodak is Shea’s. It’s bigger than her face.<\/p>\n

The Fugi is Shauns. I haven’t figured out the lame ass optical zoom on it so it sucks at taking pictures far away.<\/p>\n

The other Olympus is mine. I’m bored with it and ready to move on to a bigger & better camera.<\/p>\n

If you’re smart you’re thinking, “what did she take the picture with?” Well smarty pants, I also have a JVC digital video camera that takes pictures.<\/p>\n

Yes, it’s a problem. I want a Nikon.
\nI have digital camera envy when I see other people’s digital camera. Not just camera’s that are better, but ALL cameras. I want ALL the cameras for myself! This is a sickness.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This is our collection of cameras. I realize I have a problem. The first step is admitting it, right? The first step of recovery…oh who the hell wants to recover from digital camera overload? NOT ME! The old & beat up Olympus is now Kara’s camera. It was mine and I loved it. Then I broke it. The camera above is the ex’s old camera. We gave it to Kara because it’s just not fair that Shea (the 6 year old) has her own digital camera and she didn’t. The Kodak is Shea’s. It’s bigger than her face. The Fugi is Shauns. I haven’t figured out the lame ass optical zoom on it so it sucks at taking pictures far away. The other Olympus is mine. I’m bored with it and ready to move on to a bigger & better camera. If you’re smart you’re thinking, “what did she take the picture with?” Well smarty pants, I also have a JVC digital video camera that takes pictures. Yes, it’s a problem. I want a Nikon. I have digital camera envy when I see other people’s digital camera. Not just camera’s that are better, but ALL cameras. I want ALL the cameras for myself! This is a sickness.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}