{"id":30,"date":"2004-11-21T18:09:51","date_gmt":"2004-11-22T01:09:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=30"},"modified":"2006-04-03T11:48:15","modified_gmt":"2006-04-03T18:48:15","slug":"a-million-years-ago","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=30","title":{"rendered":"a million years ago"},"content":{"rendered":"
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This picture was taken a million years ago. Okay, it wasn’t a MILLION years ago, but it feels like it.
\nThe longer I look at the picture, the more questions I ask myself.
\n1. Where are my kids?
\n2. Is that a smile on my face?
\n3. It almost looks like I am cracking up! am I laughing?
\n4. How ghetto is that motorcycle in the backyard?<\/p>\n

This was taken when I had a free weekend I actually did something other than laundry on that weekend.
\nIt was taken when Lisa drank.
\nIt was taken when Dale and I were friends.
\nIt was taken when Zach and I spent more time together.<\/p>\n

I know I can’t go back. I don’t even think I would. Who wants to hang out with Dale and a drunk Lisa? Oh, who am I fooling, I WOULD!
\nI like Lisa better not drinking though. I like myself better now that Dale and I are no longer friends.<\/p>\n

It just looked like I was so happy. I was laughing.<\/p>\n

I didn’t plan on posting this today. I had other things to talk about. Funny how this thing has a mind of it’s own.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This picture was taken a million years ago. Okay, it wasn’t a MILLION years ago, but it feels like it. The longer I look at the picture, the more questions I ask myself. 1. Where are my kids? 2. Is that a smile on my face? 3. It almost looks like I am cracking up! am I laughing? 4. How ghetto is that motorcycle in the backyard? This was taken when I had a free weekend I actually did something other than laundry on that weekend. It was taken when Lisa drank. It was taken when Dale and I were friends. It was taken when Zach and I spent more time together. I know I can’t go back. I don’t even think I would. Who wants to hang out with Dale and a drunk Lisa? Oh, who am I fooling, I WOULD! I like Lisa better not drinking though. I like myself better now that Dale and I are no longer friends. It just looked like I was so happy. I was laughing. I didn’t plan on posting this today. I had other things to talk about. Funny how this thing has a mind of it’s own.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}