{"id":299,"date":"2005-05-20T00:47:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-20T07:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=299"},"modified":"2006-04-04T09:47:44","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T16:47:44","slug":"stuff-portrait-friday-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=299","title":{"rendered":"Stuff Portrait Friday"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Smoking<\/a><\/p>\n

This is a chair right outside my front door. I’m a smoker and this is where I go to ‘relax’. There is NO place IN my house that is quiet that I can go and the kids can’t bother me. If I am sitting outside the front door, i’m on the phone and I’m smoking like a grilled cheese on fire. LEAVE ME ALONE.<\/p>\n

(I also used this picture because Flickr isn’t working so well tonight and I don’t have a picture of my friend, ‘Cita’s couch. That is the most relaxing place in the world. Except for Maui)<\/p>\n

\"my<\/a><\/p>\n

I can relax here too. This is like the second most relaxing place for me. Am I breaking rules by posting two pictures?<\/p>\n

\"Sugar<\/a><\/p>\n

Oh crap, I am TOTALLY breaking rules here! I’m sorry. I like to relax and how can you beat a latte and a pack of smokes?<\/p>\n

\"belly.jpg\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Damn, I’m going to have to kick myself out of the SPF game for posting to many of my favorite relaxing places!
\nI love this belly. I crawl into bed and put my cold hands right there. Oooooh the relaxation!<\/p>\n

Okay…the longest trip I ever went on was college. So below is the best souvenir I ever have ever gotten.<\/p>\n

\"11104grad\"<\/a><\/p>\n

I got that bad ass sickness that went around about six months ago and I was pretty certain I was going to die. I had taken EVERYTHING in the medicine cabinet to try to feel better and it didn’t matter HOW much I took, I was still sick…so here is my medicine cabinet…layed out for you all to see:<\/p>\n

\"God,<\/a><\/p>\n

Sorry I didn’t get to take the pictures today and post them. DAMN FLICKR.<\/p>\n

Did everyone else play? Comment cause I wanna see your stuff!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This is a chair right outside my front door. I’m a smoker and this is where I go to ‘relax’. There is NO place IN my house that is quiet that I can go and the kids can’t bother me. If I am sitting outside the front door, i’m on the phone and I’m smoking like a grilled cheese on fire. LEAVE ME ALONE. (I also used this picture because Flickr isn’t working so well tonight and I don’t have a picture of my friend, ‘Cita’s couch. That is the most relaxing place in the world. Except for Maui) I can relax here too. This is like the second most relaxing place for me. Am I breaking rules by posting two pictures? Oh crap, I am TOTALLY breaking rules here! I’m sorry. I like to relax and how can you beat a latte and a pack of smokes? Damn, I’m going to have to kick myself out of the SPF game for posting to many of my favorite relaxing places! I love this belly. I crawl into bed and put my cold hands right there. Oooooh the relaxation! Okay…the longest trip I ever went on was college. So below is the best souvenir I ever have ever gotten. I got that bad ass sickness that went around about six months ago and I was pretty certain I was going to die. I had taken EVERYTHING in the medicine cabinet to try to feel better and it didn’t matter HOW much I took, I was still sick…so here is my medicine cabinet…layed out for you all to see: Sorry I didn’t get to take the pictures today and post them. DAMN FLICKR. Did everyone else play? Comment cause I wanna see your stuff!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-299","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/299","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=299"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/299\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}