{"id":28,"date":"2004-11-19T08:23:46","date_gmt":"2004-11-19T15:23:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=28"},"modified":"2006-04-03T11:45:03","modified_gmt":"2006-04-03T18:45:03","slug":"starting-her-early","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=28","title":{"rendered":"Starting Her Early"},"content":{"rendered":"
<\/a>
\n<\/div>\n

Shea got a digital camera from her pawpaw because she called him one day and said,
\n“Paw Paw I need more pixwells and memo-wy for my camera.”<\/p>\n

He jumped on Ebay and bought her a camera just like his.
\nI had to put some rules on her use of this camera.<\/p>\n

1. DO NOT take this camera outside.
\nShe has a million pictures of things inside our house, but if I didn’t have this rule then we would find her expensive gift on the lawn near the bike, scooter and Polly Pocket collection.<\/p>\n

2. Shut it off when you’re not using it.
\nMy God, when did it get so expensive for AA batteries??<\/p>\n

3. No sneaking up on Mommy in the shower with the new camera.
\n-nuff said.<\/p>\n

She told me the other day that she needs a smaller camera to put in her purse. I told her I got her one of those then she would have to give me her old one. She raised her eyebrow at me and said, “Paw Paw said if you asked me to borrow my camera that I should say no. I don’t think he would let me give it to you.”<\/p>\n

Brat.
\n.<\/p>\n

Good news: The new computer is smokin’ fast! I am tired as hell and wish I would have taken the day off work to sit in front of it and just hug the tower and kiss the monitor. I had to squeal with delight when I clicked on a program and it opened. It opened like THAT. I didn’t have to sweet talk it.
\nIt has a DVD player too. I have a computer that has a DVD player. Me. The woman who FINALLY purged the old VHS movies and retired the VCR.<\/p>\n

Watch out people, I might actually be ready to get rid of the reel to reel machines and move up to a 8 track!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Shea got a digital camera from her pawpaw because she called him one day and said, “Paw Paw I need more pixwells and memo-wy for my camera.” He jumped on Ebay and bought her a camera just like his. I had to put some rules on her use of this camera. 1. DO NOT take this camera outside. She has a million pictures of things inside our house, but if I didn’t have this rule then we would find her expensive gift on the lawn near the bike, scooter and Polly Pocket collection. 2. Shut it off when you’re not using it. My God, when did it get so expensive for AA batteries?? 3. No sneaking up on Mommy in the shower with the new camera. -nuff said. She told me the other day that she needs a smaller camera to put in her purse. I told her I got her one of those then she would have to give me her old one. She raised her eyebrow at me and said, “Paw Paw said if you asked me to borrow my camera that I should say no. I don’t think he would let me give it to you.” Brat. . Good news: The new computer is smokin’ fast! I am tired as hell and wish I would have taken the day off work to sit in front of it and just hug the tower and kiss the monitor. I had to squeal with delight when I clicked on a program and it opened. It opened like THAT. I didn’t have to sweet talk it. It has a DVD player too. I have a computer that has a DVD player. Me. The woman who FINALLY purged the old VHS movies and retired the VCR. Watch out people, I might actually be ready to get rid of the reel to reel machines and move up to a 8 track!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}