{"id":27,"date":"2004-11-18T11:34:56","date_gmt":"2004-11-18T18:34:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=27"},"modified":"2006-04-03T11:43:35","modified_gmt":"2006-04-03T18:43:35","slug":"blue-screen-of-death","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=27","title":{"rendered":"Blue Screen of Death&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s happened again. The computer broke. I swear if I hear, &#8220;Kristine, can you look at the computer.&#8221; ONE MORE TIME.<br \/>\nYeah. I can look at the computer. I look at it everyday.<br \/>\n&#8220;No, it&#8217;s broken.&#8221;<br \/>\nI hate those words. It&#8217;s never the simple, &#8216;&#8230;the internet isn&#8217;t working.&#8217; or &#8216;&#8230;I can&#8217;t figure out how to get to this program.&#8217;<br \/>\nNo, it&#8217;s always, &#8220;I turn it on and it does this weird thing and then this blue screen pops up with&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\nThe Blue Screen of Death. Say no more.<br \/>\nWell, I don&#8217;t even get the window&#8230;I get this cycling of trying to boot up.<br \/>\nThis is something I should be able to fix seeing that I have my degree in this. I swear I feel like a chef that has NO idea how to make damned grilled cheese sandwhich.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve finally decided it&#8217;s time to start ALL over. That means retiring the computer that has no case cover (it came in handy when I was going to school and had to research the innards of a computer&#8230;.that and the 2nd fan went out and it got hot so with the lid off the case it seemed to not get as hot. I know, lazy ass Krisitne) and is slower than hell.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m going to, dare I say it?,  UPGRADE.<br \/>\nUntil then (then being tonight because my ass isn&#8217;t going without a computer for a day) I am blogging from work.<\/p>\n<p>Ouch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s happened again. The computer broke. I swear if I hear, &#8220;Kristine, can you look at the computer.&#8221; ONE MORE TIME. Yeah. I can look at the computer. I look at it everyday. &#8220;No, it&#8217;s broken.&#8221; I hate those words. It&#8217;s never the simple, &#8216;&#8230;the internet isn&#8217;t working.&#8217; or &#8216;&#8230;I can&#8217;t figure out how to get to this program.&#8217; No, it&#8217;s always, &#8220;I turn it on and it does this weird thing and then this blue screen pops up with&#8230;&#8221; The Blue Screen of Death. Say no more. Well, I don&#8217;t even get the window&#8230;I get this cycling of trying to boot up. This is something I should be able to fix seeing that I have my degree in this. I swear I feel like a chef that has NO idea how to make damned grilled cheese sandwhich. I&#8217;ve finally decided it&#8217;s time to start ALL over. That means retiring the computer that has no case cover (it came in handy when I was going to school and had to research the innards of a computer&#8230;.that and the 2nd fan went out and it got hot so with the lid off the case it seemed to not get as hot. I know, lazy ass Krisitne) and is slower than hell. I&#8217;m going to, dare I say it?, UPGRADE. Until then (then being tonight because my ass isn&#8217;t going without a computer for a day) I am blogging from work. Ouch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}