{"id":259,"date":"2005-05-11T09:45:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-11T16:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=259"},"modified":"2005-05-11T09:45:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-11T16:45:00","slug":"raising-eyebrow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=259","title":{"rendered":"*raising eyebrow*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>no. i don&#8217;t have your straight iron. i also don&#8217;t have the ring YOU FOUND, but blamed me for taking. i don&#8217;t have your teeth whitener things.<\/p>\n<p>i&#8217;m 33 years old and my sister still claims i take her stuff&#8230;and I live like 3 hours away!<\/p>\n<p>i can just hear her talking to the cops if Kevin ever came up missing, &#8220;Well, it might be my sister..&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>no. i don&#8217;t have your straight iron. i also don&#8217;t have the ring YOU FOUND, but blamed me for taking. i don&#8217;t have your teeth whitener things. i&#8217;m 33 years old and my sister still claims i take her stuff&#8230;and I live like 3 hours away! i can just hear her talking to the cops if Kevin ever came up missing, &#8220;Well, it might be my sister..&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-259","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=259"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}