{"id":254,"date":"2005-05-10T12:33:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-10T19:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=254"},"modified":"2005-05-10T12:33:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-10T19:33:00","slug":"if-i-could-be","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=254","title":{"rendered":"“If I could be…”"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was tagged by Metro <\/strong><\/a>with “If I could be”<\/p>\n

The rules are simple when you’re tagged.
\nChoose 5 items from the list to write about.
\nTag 3 other individuals when you’re done.<\/p>\n

The theme is, as you can see, “If I could be…”<\/p>\n

If I could be a scientist
\nIf I could be a farmer
\nIf I could be a musician
\nIf I could be a doctor
\nIf I could be a painter<\/p>\n

If I could be a gardener – My backyard would look a HELL of a lot better!<\/strong>
\n<\/strong>
\nIf I could be a missionary
\nIf I could be a chef
\nIf I could be an architect<\/p>\n

If I could be a linguist- I would be impossible to live with. I would be a pompous ass!<\/strong>
\n<\/strong>
\nIf I could be a psychologist
\nIf I could be a librarian
\nIf I could be an athlete<\/p>\n

If I could be a lawyer – I would practice Family Law. I would specialize in Father’s Rights.<\/strong><\/p>\n

If I could be an inn-keeper
\nIf I could be a professor<\/p>\n

If I could be a writer – I would make sure that my spell check was ALWAYS on and Cat would be my editor.<\/strong>
\n<\/strong>
\nIf I could be a llama-rider
\nIf I could be a bonnie pirate
\nIf I could be an astronaut<\/p>\n

If I could be a world famous blogger – I would comment on my fan’s blog. I wouldn’t be silent. I would remember why I was famous. I would also make sure the pictures were in focus.<\/strong>
\n<\/strong>
\nIf I could be a justice on any one court in the world,
\nIf I could be married to any current famous political figure.<\/p>\n

I tag…Merry Widow , Pissy Britches , & Cat<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I was tagged by Metro with “If I could be” The rules are simple when you’re tagged. Choose 5 items from the list to write about. Tag 3 other individuals when you’re done. The theme is, as you can see, “If I could be…” If I could be a scientist If I could be a farmer If I could be a musician If I could be a doctor If I could be a painter If I could be a gardener – My backyard would look a HELL of a lot better! If I could be a missionary If I could be a chef If I could be an architect If I could be a linguist- I would be impossible to live with. I would be a pompous ass! If I could be a psychologist If I could be a librarian If I could be an athlete If I could be a lawyer – I would practice Family Law. I would specialize in Father’s Rights. If I could be an inn-keeper If I could be a professor If I could be a writer – I would make sure that my spell check was ALWAYS on and Cat would be my editor. If I could be a llama-rider If I could be a bonnie pirate If I could be an astronaut If I could be a world famous blogger – I would comment on my fan’s blog. I wouldn’t be silent. I would remember why I was famous. I would also make sure the pictures were in focus. If I could be a justice on any one court in the world, If I could be married to any current famous political figure. I tag…Merry Widow , Pissy Britches , & Cat<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-254","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/254","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=254"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/254\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}