{"id":2504,"date":"2012-12-27T12:11:44","date_gmt":"2012-12-27T19:11:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=2504"},"modified":"2012-12-27T12:17:15","modified_gmt":"2012-12-27T19:17:15","slug":"2504","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=2504","title":{"rendered":"lock em up!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?attachment_id=2505\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2505\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/8315252996_0080227b37_z.jpg\" alt=\"8315252996_0080227b37_z\" width=\"425\" height=\"640\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-2505\" srcset=\"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/8315252996_0080227b37_z.jpg 425w, http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/8315252996_0080227b37_z-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 425px) 100vw, 425px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>API endpoint, my ass.<br \/>\nWhatever. I will figure out that shit later. <\/p>\n<p>As I was digging through my settings and files I found 3 posts that were password protected. I opened them up and said, &#8216;fuck it, no need to worry about THOSE being seen my anyone&#8217; and I took the password off of them.<br \/>\nThey had an option that said, &#8220;STICK THIS TO THE FRONT PAGE&#8221;  I actually started laughing because, as much as I could give a flying fuckity fuck what those white trash assholes think, I certainly do not want it posted on the front page of my site.<br \/>\nIt still makes me giggle a little.<\/p>\n<p>Went to Alcatraz yesterday with Dan and the brats. So much fun with them. I have such cuddle bugs for children. At every turn it was a hug, kiss, handhold&#8230;they even fought who got to hold my hand walking back to the car.<br \/>\nI love Kara&#8217;s voice. I forget how much I miss it.  Alyx&#8217;s stupid looks and Shea&#8217;s &#8220;look at me&#8221; moments.<\/p>\n<p>It was a very good day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>API endpoint, my ass. Whatever. I will figure out that shit later. As I was digging through my settings and files I found 3 posts that were password protected. I opened them up and said, &#8216;fuck it, no need to worry about THOSE being seen my anyone&#8217; and I took the password off of them. They had an option that said, &#8220;STICK THIS TO THE FRONT PAGE&#8221; I actually started laughing because, as much as I could give a flying fuckity fuck what those white trash assholes think, I certainly do not want it posted on the front page of my site. It still makes me giggle a little. Went to Alcatraz yesterday with Dan and the brats. So much fun with them. I have such cuddle bugs for children. At every turn it was a hug, kiss, handhold&#8230;they even fought who got to hold my hand walking back to the car. I love Kara&#8217;s voice. I forget how much I miss it. Alyx&#8217;s stupid looks and Shea&#8217;s &#8220;look at me&#8221; moments. It was a very good day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2504","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2504","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2504"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2504\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2509,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2504\/revisions\/2509"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2504"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2504"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2504"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}