{"id":242,"date":"2005-05-07T18:46:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-08T01:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=242"},"modified":"2005-05-07T18:46:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-08T01:46:00","slug":"being-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=242","title":{"rendered":"Being 12&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, since my post the other day where I admit to acting like I was 12&#8230;I have been rolling in the fun of being 12.<\/p>\n<p>I had a conversation with Pissy Britches where we (okay, *I*) was being totally immature.<\/p>\n<p>Pissy: &#8220;Shut up. You&#8217;re kidding right?&#8221;<br \/>\nMe:    &#8221; No. I think she has a crush on you.&#8221;<br \/>\nPissy: &#8220;Shut up Kristine, you&#8217;re grossing me out.&#8221;<br \/>\nMe:     &#8221; SHE WANTS TO LICK YOU!&#8221;<br \/>\nPissy:  &#8220;shut up Kristine! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>and in a completly different conversation with Striz tonight&#8230;.including a completly different person.<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Well, maybe she has a crush on you.&#8221;<br \/>\nStriz: &#8220;She&#8217;s such a lez. And I&#8217;m not drunk.&#8221;<br \/>\nMe:  &#8220;LMAO! I am blogging that!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I love my online conversations with you guys. I think you really get to see the real me when you chat with me.<br \/>\nYou will hear things like, &#8220;Neener Neener.&#8221; &#8220;Nuh-uh&#8221; &#8220;Hold on, gotta pee!&#8221; &#8220;OMG&#8230;you will not believe what I just read!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I am so 12 years old. I shouldn&#8217;t be allowed to play on the computer past 8:30 pm.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, since my post the other day where I admit to acting like I was 12&#8230;I have been rolling in the fun of being 12. I had a conversation with Pissy Britches where we (okay, *I*) was being totally immature. Pissy: &#8220;Shut up. You&#8217;re kidding right?&#8221; Me: &#8221; No. I think she has a crush on you.&#8221; Pissy: &#8220;Shut up Kristine, you&#8217;re grossing me out.&#8221; Me: &#8221; SHE WANTS TO LICK YOU!&#8221; Pissy: &#8220;shut up Kristine! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW&#8221; and in a completly different conversation with Striz tonight&#8230;.including a completly different person. Me: &#8220;Well, maybe she has a crush on you.&#8221; Striz: &#8220;She&#8217;s such a lez. And I&#8217;m not drunk.&#8221; Me: &#8220;LMAO! I am blogging that!&#8221; I love my online conversations with you guys. I think you really get to see the real me when you chat with me. You will hear things like, &#8220;Neener Neener.&#8221; &#8220;Nuh-uh&#8221; &#8220;Hold on, gotta pee!&#8221; &#8220;OMG&#8230;you will not believe what I just read!&#8221; I am so 12 years old. I shouldn&#8217;t be allowed to play on the computer past 8:30 pm.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=242"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}