{"id":236,"date":"2005-05-07T11:01:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-07T18:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=236"},"modified":"2005-05-07T11:01:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-07T18:01:00","slug":"holy-turd-in-a-punch-bowl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=236","title":{"rendered":"HOLY TURD IN A PUNCH BOWL!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was tagged and I didn&#8217;t know it!  I was rereading my comments&#8230;cherishing each precious one&#8230;and I saw this one from Misfit and she mentioned her blog for May 3rd.  I read it and LOW AND BEHOLD&#8230;I was tagged.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Turd in a punch bowl<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>I will name it after my ex.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Turd in a punch bowl<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>It&#8217;s been two years since he&#8217;s had sex.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Rules:1. Write a four line poem with the 1st and 3rd lines being &#8220;turd in a punch bowl&#8221;<br \/>\n2. Make lines 2 and 4 rhyme, using any topic3.<br \/>\nTag three other bloggers and force them to post a turdy poem on their own turdy blog.<\/p>\n<p>I tag&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/dashababy.blogspot.com\">Kathy<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/pissybritches.blogspot.com\/\">Pissy <\/a>&amp; <a href=\"http:\/\/thefathousewife.blogspot.com\/\">Striz<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was tagged and I didn&#8217;t know it! I was rereading my comments&#8230;cherishing each precious one&#8230;and I saw this one from Misfit and she mentioned her blog for May 3rd. I read it and LOW AND BEHOLD&#8230;I was tagged. Turd in a punch bowl I will name it after my ex. Turd in a punch bowl It&#8217;s been two years since he&#8217;s had sex. Rules:1. Write a four line poem with the 1st and 3rd lines being &#8220;turd in a punch bowl&#8221; 2. Make lines 2 and 4 rhyme, using any topic3. Tag three other bloggers and force them to post a turdy poem on their own turdy blog. I tag&#8230; Kathy, Pissy &amp; Striz<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-236","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=236"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=236"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=236"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=236"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}