{"id":234,"date":"2005-05-05T18:56:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-06T01:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=234"},"modified":"2005-05-05T18:56:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-06T01:56:00","slug":"im-all-growed-up-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=234","title":{"rendered":"I’m all growed up again"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"trust\"<\/a><\/p>\n

I suck. I totally forgot that this isn’t all about getting comments or being everyone’s best friend or being a part of a special group. I swear I feel like a complete idiot. I love you all though because you either admitted to being the same way or you slapped me around and told me to grow up.<\/p>\n

How did I come to this conclusion? Amy<\/a><\/strong>. Damn it all, she made me cry!
\nI swear I didn’t start this blog to change anyone’s lives or even make the world a better place. I had more selfish reasons. I just wanted to bitch about stuff that bugged me and be able to go back and say, “Oh hey, i’m doing better now.”
\nBut, because I did something, Amy did something.<\/p>\n

How did it start? I read Girl from Impanema’s<\/strong><\/a> blog on April 20th<\/strong><\/a> and I was inspired.<\/p>\n

I am reminded once again how powerful the internet is. How powerful our words are. You have all helped me in so many more ways than I could have ever imagined.<\/p>\n

And now to make you all laugh: Shaun, being the loving boyfriend who looks really hot and sexy right now, threw a fucking wet sponge at me from across the kitchen and hit me RIGHT IN THE FACE. He’s lucky he looked so hot and sexy or I would have ripped him a new asshole. He’s also lucky that I had just read William’s blog<\/strong><\/a> where he talked about the reason his wife is the best mother\/wife ever. Besides, Shaun was making dinner for me and 5 kids. William, I beg to differ, Shaun is the best mother\/wife EVER. and a pretty damn good aim.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I suck. I totally forgot that this isn’t all about getting comments or being everyone’s best friend or being a part of a special group. I swear I feel like a complete idiot. I love you all though because you either admitted to being the same way or you slapped me around and told me to grow up. How did I come to this conclusion? Amy. Damn it all, she made me cry! I swear I didn’t start this blog to change anyone’s lives or even make the world a better place. I had more selfish reasons. I just wanted to bitch about stuff that bugged me and be able to go back and say, “Oh hey, i’m doing better now.” But, because I did something, Amy did something. How did it start? I read Girl from Impanema’s blog on April 20th and I was inspired. I am reminded once again how powerful the internet is. How powerful our words are. You have all helped me in so many more ways than I could have ever imagined. And now to make you all laugh: Shaun, being the loving boyfriend who looks really hot and sexy right now, threw a fucking wet sponge at me from across the kitchen and hit me RIGHT IN THE FACE. He’s lucky he looked so hot and sexy or I would have ripped him a new asshole. He’s also lucky that I had just read William’s blog where he talked about the reason his wife is the best mother\/wife ever. Besides, Shaun was making dinner for me and 5 kids. William, I beg to differ, Shaun is the best mother\/wife EVER. and a pretty damn good aim.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-234","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=234"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}