{"id":2303,"date":"2012-05-08T15:08:30","date_gmt":"2012-05-08T22:08:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=2303"},"modified":"2012-05-08T15:08:30","modified_gmt":"2012-05-08T22:08:30","slug":"the-way-i-see-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=2303","title":{"rendered":"The way I see it&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went to go see 5 Year Engagement with Jason Segal and the way I see it, he owes me that money back.<\/p>\n<p>In 2003, My boyfriend at the time and I went to watch Ben Affleck in Daredevil and it was so bad that my boyfriend broke up with me. \u00a0Well, that&#8217;s not exactly why we broke up, but it was the\u00a0clincher. \u00a0 For a long time I blamed that movie and had I thought it would work, I would demand he give me my money and shattered ego back. \u00a0 Then him and Jennifer Garner got together because they were in that lame movie together so I forgave Ben and chalked it up to fate and if my 8 bucks means that he has a lifetime of happiness then it was worth it.<\/p>\n<p>So here it is. I forgave Jason for The Muppet Movie because even though he pounded us on Twitter about going to see it, I have always been a fan of The Muppets and you can&#8217;t really get too mad at someone for a lame movie that involves hand puppets. That one was on me. I fell for it hook, line and sinker.<br \/>\nThis movie though was HORRIBLE. \u00a0I felt like I was having to actually sit there through the whole 5 years. \u00a0I may never forgive him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to go see 5 Year Engagement with Jason Segal and the way I see it, he owes me that money back. In 2003, My boyfriend at the time and I went to watch Ben Affleck in Daredevil and it was so bad that my boyfriend broke up with me. \u00a0Well, that&#8217;s not exactly why we broke up, but it was the\u00a0clincher. \u00a0 For a long time I blamed that movie and had I thought it would work, I would demand he give me my money and shattered ego back. \u00a0 Then him and Jennifer Garner got together because they were in that lame movie together so I forgave Ben and chalked it up to fate and if my 8 bucks means that he has a lifetime of happiness then it was worth it. So here it is. I forgave Jason for The Muppet Movie because even though he pounded us on Twitter about going to see it, I have always been a fan of The Muppets and you can&#8217;t really get too mad at someone for a lame movie that involves hand puppets. That one was on me. I fell for it hook, line and sinker. This movie though was HORRIBLE. \u00a0I felt like I was having to actually sit there through the whole 5 years. \u00a0I may never forgive him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2303","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2303","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2303"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2303\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}