{"id":230,"date":"2005-05-04T07:53:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-04T14:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=230"},"modified":"2006-04-04T08:07:12","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T15:07:12","slug":"spd-thursday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=230","title":{"rendered":"SPD THURSDAY"},"content":{"rendered":"

I had so many ‘how to annoy me’ to choice from. I would have taken a picture of the rust rings in the shower that you get when you leave the shaving cream can standing, but since I bitched about that he hasn’t done it again. Shaun is SO trainable. I just need to work on his nasty temper and violence problems.<\/p>\n

How To Annoy Me<\/strong>
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to my 28 pairs of size 10 jeans: you hang there. you sit in that basket in my closet. you taunt me by sometimes falling off the hanger and leading me to believe that you’re one of the 3 pairs of jeans that I can<\/strong> wear. I put you on and we wrestle like two lovers until I burst into tears and check the tag.<\/p>\n

How To REALLY annoy me<\/strong>
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forget that I have 28 pairs of size 10 jeans in my closet and buy donuts at the grocery store, ‘for the kids’. I know I am going to eat like 5 of these.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I had so many ‘how to annoy me’ to choice from. I would have taken a picture of the rust rings in the shower that you get when you leave the shaving cream can standing, but since I bitched about that he hasn’t done it again. Shaun is SO trainable. I just need to work on his nasty temper and violence problems. How To Annoy Me to my 28 pairs of size 10 jeans: you hang there. you sit in that basket in my closet. you taunt me by sometimes falling off the hanger and leading me to believe that you’re one of the 3 pairs of jeans that I can wear. I put you on and we wrestle like two lovers until I burst into tears and check the tag. How To REALLY annoy me forget that I have 28 pairs of size 10 jeans in my closet and buy donuts at the grocery store, ‘for the kids’. I know I am going to eat like 5 of these.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=230"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}