{"id":23,"date":"2004-11-10T10:00:09","date_gmt":"2004-11-10T17:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=23"},"modified":"2006-04-03T11:40:46","modified_gmt":"2006-04-03T18:40:46","slug":"two-peas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=23","title":{"rendered":"Two Peas…"},"content":{"rendered":"
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This is my sister (the one on the left) she’s the other half of the two greatest women on earth.<\/p>\n

I wrote once, somewhere, that it must be hard having me as your sister. She worries about me all the time. She bails me out of situations on a dime, she’s always making sure that i’m okay..AND she does my hair. Damn, i’ve got it good.<\/p>\n

Kathy never tells me I’m a pain in the ass, even though I know she’s thinking it. She just tells me that she misses me and loves me. I think that makes me feel worse.<\/p>\n

She said, and I will never let her forget this, that her favorite sound is me calling her to tell her i’m right around the corner. How cool is that?<\/p>\n

I am loved.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This is my sister (the one on the left) she’s the other half of the two greatest women on earth. I wrote once, somewhere, that it must be hard having me as your sister. She worries about me all the time. She bails me out of situations on a dime, she’s always making sure that i’m okay..AND she does my hair. Damn, i’ve got it good. Kathy never tells me I’m a pain in the ass, even though I know she’s thinking it. She just tells me that she misses me and loves me. I think that makes me feel worse. She said, and I will never let her forget this, that her favorite sound is me calling her to tell her i’m right around the corner. How cool is that? I am loved.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}