{"id":2296,"date":"2012-05-01T16:51:58","date_gmt":"2012-05-01T23:51:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=2296"},"modified":"2012-05-01T16:51:58","modified_gmt":"2012-05-01T23:51:58","slug":"best-quote-of-the-weekend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=2296","title":{"rendered":"Best quote of the weekend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dad had to lock the doors so I grabbed the three .45 guns and the bag of ammo and took it out to the car. \u00a0Lester had the back door to the 4runner open so I decided instead of waiting for dad to load his truck we could just put what I had in our truck.<br \/>\nI hand Lester the first gun, he looks at. I hand the bag of ammo. I hand him the second gun.<br \/>\n&#8220;Why are we loading guns into the truck that are loaded and hammer pulled back?&#8221; he asked.<\/p>\n<p>and for the first time I got to say that stupid line that people say and it makes no sense, but in this case, it TOTALLY did.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Because that&#8217;s how my daddy roles.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dad had to lock the doors so I grabbed the three .45 guns and the bag of ammo and took it out to the car. \u00a0Lester had the back door to the 4runner open so I decided instead of waiting for dad to load his truck we could just put what I had in our truck. I hand Lester the first gun, he looks at. I hand the bag of ammo. I hand him the second gun. &#8220;Why are we loading guns into the truck that are loaded and hammer pulled back?&#8221; he asked. and for the first time I got to say that stupid line that people say and it makes no sense, but in this case, it TOTALLY did. &#8220;Because that&#8217;s how my daddy roles.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2296"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2296\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}