{"id":2277,"date":"2012-03-19T19:13:37","date_gmt":"2012-03-20T02:13:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=2277"},"modified":"2012-03-19T19:13:37","modified_gmt":"2012-03-20T02:13:37","slug":"i-tawt-a-toad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=2277","title":{"rendered":"I tawt a toad."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Or I caught a cold.<\/p>\n<p>Either way, I have decided that there are things to keep myself entertained while I am unable to breathe.<\/p>\n<p>1. Clean house with strong cleaners. I can&#8217;t smell them so they can&#8217;t kill me.<br \/>\n2. Keep telling the kids, &#8220;&#8230;because I&#8217;m your bob&#8230;Bob&#8230;BOB&#8230;MOB!&#8230;i gave birf to you!..yes MOB, that&#8217;s what I said the first time!&#8221;<br \/>\n3. Get on Voxer and leave everyone sexy messages.<\/p>\n<p>No more Dayquil for me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Or I caught a cold. Either way, I have decided that there are things to keep myself entertained while I am unable to breathe. 1. Clean house with strong cleaners. I can&#8217;t smell them so they can&#8217;t kill me. 2. Keep telling the kids, &#8220;&#8230;because I&#8217;m your bob&#8230;Bob&#8230;BOB&#8230;MOB!&#8230;i gave birf to you!..yes MOB, that&#8217;s what I said the first time!&#8221; 3. Get on Voxer and leave everyone sexy messages. No more Dayquil for me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2277"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2277\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}