{"id":2261,"date":"2012-02-08T12:18:58","date_gmt":"2012-02-08T19:18:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=2261"},"modified":"2012-02-08T12:18:58","modified_gmt":"2012-02-08T19:18:58","slug":"2261","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=2261","title":{"rendered":";-)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In my forever attempt to try new things, I have been looking up things to do online.<br \/>\nRock climbing, ballroom dancing, Zumba, first aid classes, kayak lessons&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m a bitch too&#8230;here is a text between Lester and I.<\/p>\n<p>Me: looking up beginner bike trails.<br \/>\n(no response)<br \/>\nMe: Hey, they have the AARP drivers safety program.<br \/>\nLester: SHUT<br \/>\nLester: THE<br \/>\nLester: FUCK<br \/>\nLester: UP<\/p>\n<p>Hee hee. Either he was really excited that I thought of him and they have a program he&#8217;s nearly\u00a0eligible\u00a0for&#8230;.or he&#8217;s telling me to shut the fuck up.<\/p>\n<p>can&#8217;t.stop.giggling.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In my forever attempt to try new things, I have been looking up things to do online. Rock climbing, ballroom dancing, Zumba, first aid classes, kayak lessons&#8230;. I&#8217;m a bitch too&#8230;here is a text between Lester and I. Me: looking up beginner bike trails. (no response) Me: Hey, they have the AARP drivers safety program. Lester: SHUT Lester: THE Lester: FUCK Lester: UP Hee hee. Either he was really excited that I thought of him and they have a program he&#8217;s nearly\u00a0eligible\u00a0for&#8230;.or he&#8217;s telling me to shut the fuck up. can&#8217;t.stop.giggling.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2261","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2261","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2261"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2261\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2261"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2261"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2261"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}