{"id":223,"date":"2005-04-28T18:12:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-29T01:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=223"},"modified":"2006-04-03T22:51:03","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T05:51:03","slug":"yeah-shes-sorry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=223","title":{"rendered":"Yeah, she’s sorry."},"content":{"rendered":"
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For as long as I can remember Shea has been begging me to let her take her digital camera outside. I never let her because I didn’t want her to break it. It’s an expensive camera her Paw-Paw bought her.
\nI caved in and let her take it outside yesterday.
\nWhen I went to put the batteries in it last night I noticed the cracked case & broken flash. When confronted she lied like Peterson on the stand.
\n“I don’t know what happened. It was alweady browken.”<\/p>\n

I threatened to beat her and she caved. (By the way, I could have gotten Peterson to confess!)
\nShe said she dropped it. NO DUH!<\/p>\n

It’s dead. The camera won’t even register the pictures any more.
\nShe’s grounded for not telling me the truth and being sneaky…not because she broke the camera…accidents happen.<\/p>\n

I got this letter today. Let me translate:<\/p>\n

<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

I love you as much as can be. We all love you. If you marry Shaun,
\nit’s okay.<\/em><\/strong><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Anyway, everybody loves you. I love you so much a whole bunch.<\/em><\/strong><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Anyway, I have something to tell you. Look at my bed. It’s
\nVantastic!<\/em><\/strong><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Well got to go. Bye. Love you.<\/em><\/strong><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

OH, hope you like
\nit.<\/em><\/strong><\/em><\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n


\n<\/strong>
\nShe’s still grounded though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

For as long as I can remember Shea has been begging me to let her take her digital camera outside. I never let her because I didn’t want her to break it. It’s an expensive camera her Paw-Paw bought her. I caved in and let her take it outside yesterday. When I went to put the batteries in it last night I noticed the cracked case & broken flash. When confronted she lied like Peterson on the stand. “I don’t know what happened. It was alweady browken.” I threatened to beat her and she caved. (By the way, I could have gotten Peterson to confess!) She said she dropped it. NO DUH! It’s dead. The camera won’t even register the pictures any more. She’s grounded for not telling me the truth and being sneaky…not because she broke the camera…accidents happen. I got this letter today. Let me translate: I love you as much as can be. We all love you. If you marry Shaun, it’s okay. Anyway, everybody loves you. I love you so much a whole bunch. Anyway, I have something to tell you. Look at my bed. It’s Vantastic! Well got to go. Bye. Love you. OH, hope you like it. She’s still grounded though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-223","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=223"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}