It’s been about a year or so that I got my phone that is ‘smart’.\u00a0 It’s been less than a year that I have “Swype”.\u00a0 If you don’t have swype, a quick explanation: You run your finger over the word you want to type and it magically types what you were thinking. It’s magic…it’s fucking magic.<\/p>\n
I don’t mind so much when it changes ‘and’ to ‘nad’ or ‘so’ to ‘do’.\u00a0 Most people get it and move on with the conversation.<\/p>\n
There are only three circumstances in which a swype fuck up sucks: in a text fight or when it just decides to change the whole freaking sentence on you and the worst; when it makes you look perverted (as seen on DYAC on a daily basis…you don’t think it will happen to you UNTIL IT DOES)<\/p>\n
1.\u00a0 THE FIGHT: In a heated conversation with my boyfriend I stated, “I’m done with this conversation!” and I was DONE WITH THE CONVERSATION. I was NOT happy and about to say some things I would surly regret when I wasn’t so pissed off.\u00a0 Instead I was going to take the high road and end the conversation with “I will see you in the morning”\u00a0 EXCEPT swype changed ‘see’ to ‘sewer’.
\nI was winning that debate until SWYPE made me look like a jackass.<\/p>\n
2. CHANGING THE SENTENCE: In another conversation with my boyfriend and we were working out our plans for the evening.
\n“I have the field gunfight.”\u00a0 and I hit send without reading because it’s been a good long time since Swype\u00a0 has decided to dick me around.
\nI looked back down at the phone and reread what I just sent.\u00a0 Yeah, no field gunfights, better resend that one: \u00a0 “I have the GIRLS TONIGHT.”
\nHe thought the field gunfight would be more fun.<\/p>\n
3. PERVERTED:\u00a0 In another recent conversation with my boyfriend: “Hey baby! I sold another one of your dick straps!”
\nYeahhhhhhhh…meant DUCK STRAPS.
\nand that started a whoooooole other conversation.<\/p>\n
Sometimes I wonder why he puts up with me and then I remember that I send some very flavorful texts (and sometimes I don’t even mean to!)\u00a0\u00a0 :)<\/p>\n
Oh, and I make him laugh…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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