{"id":2214,"date":"2011-08-15T08:31:32","date_gmt":"2011-08-15T15:31:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=2214"},"modified":"2011-08-15T08:31:32","modified_gmt":"2011-08-15T15:31:32","slug":"the-ashtray-the-remote-control-the-paddle-game-and-this-magazine-and-the-chair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=2214","title":{"rendered":"The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, and this magazine, and the chair."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know we&#8217;ve only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me  it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week  and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like  a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth  day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and  then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we  saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it  seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started  seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the  seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day  seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it  to you tomorrow if you want to see it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; Happy Monday everyone!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know we&#8217;ve only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2214","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2214","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2214"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2214\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}