My dad was telling Lester about a book on “Figuring out women”.\u00a0 They were in the front seat yuckin’ it up.
\nHe looks back and says, “I got you about half figured out.”
\nI raise my eyebrow, “What have you got figured out? give me an example.”
\nHe says, “Oh no, i’m not telling you!”
\nI ask why and both my dad and Lester say, “because you’ll change it then!”
\nThen he said something that made me laugh, “Right now I have a chance that you’ll just change something I haven’t figured out yet.”
\nI didn’t tell him, but he probably has me more figured out than I have him.\u00a0\u00a0 Sometimes he just does shit that makes me go, “who are you?!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
My dad was telling Lester about a book on “Figuring out women”.\u00a0 They were in the front seat yuckin’ it up. He looks back and says, “I got you about half figured out.” I raise my eyebrow, “What have you got figured out? give me an example.” He says, “Oh no, i’m not telling you!”…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2189","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2189"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2189\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}