{"id":2118,"date":"2011-01-28T10:30:20","date_gmt":"2011-01-28T17:30:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=2118"},"modified":"2011-01-28T10:30:20","modified_gmt":"2011-01-28T17:30:20","slug":"2118","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=2118","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/n1126867774_30112706_8047.jpg\" alt=\"n1126867774_30112706_8047.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Sometimes our skydiving pictures get old. That is why we decided to narrate this one.<\/p>\n<p>Kristine: &#8220;Wendi&#8230;where did you put the cooler of beer?&#8221;<br \/>\nWendi: &#8220;FUCK! it&#8217;s in the raft!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes our skydiving pictures get old. That is why we decided to narrate this one. Kristine: &#8220;Wendi&#8230;where did you put the cooler of beer?&#8221; Wendi: &#8220;FUCK! it&#8217;s in the raft!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2118"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2118\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}