It’s 11:04 am. I have a good phone day today.<\/p>\n
I got a message on my answering machine from my mom. She loves me the most. I just know it.<\/p>\n
I got a phone call from…oh God, what’s her name again? I forgot it ;) How about I just call her SJ? We talked for an hour and I love it because I just formed a friendship today.<\/p>\n
I then got a call from she-who-won’t-be-named (I need to come up with a better name, because that is too hard to type) and I realize how much I love my friends.
\nShe is insisting that I get my ass in the shower and go with her to find plants. I whined about leaving the house and she threatens my safety if I refuse. She is my human crowbar. She is one of the reasons I stay emotionally balanced. She hates it when I blog about her, but damn it…without her in my life I would need serious shock therapy. I love her damn it.<\/p>\n
Then Tina called to tell me some good news and of course I can’t get to the phone fast enough. Words to people who call me….I don’t answer the phone, start talking and If I hear you say, “Hey, it’s me pick up” I will. If you start the conversation with a computer voice that says, “You have an important message….” I will NOT pick up the phone. Give me a few seconds to drag my ass up off the chair too.<\/p>\n
Shaun, do not call the house in 5 minutes doing the stupid computer voice. YES, I know you had already thought of it.<\/p>\n
& yes, I got your email…i’m bringing Marina her project board.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
It’s 11:04 am. I have a good phone day today. I got a message on my answering machine from my mom. She loves me the most. I just know it. I got a phone call from…oh God, what’s her name again? I forgot it ;) How about I just call her SJ? We talked for an hour and I love it because I just formed a friendship today. I then got a call from she-who-won’t-be-named (I need to come up with a better name, because that is too hard to type) and I realize how much I love my friends. She is insisting that I get my ass in the shower and go with her to find plants. I whined about leaving the house and she threatens my safety if I refuse. She is my human crowbar. She is one of the reasons I stay emotionally balanced. She hates it when I blog about her, but damn it…without her in my life I would need serious shock therapy. I love her damn it. Then Tina called to tell me some good news and of course I can’t get to the phone fast enough. Words to people who call me….I don’t answer the phone, start talking and If I hear you say, “Hey, it’s me pick up” I will. If you start the conversation with a computer voice that says, “You have an important message….” I will NOT pick up the phone. Give me a few seconds to drag my ass up off the chair too. Shaun, do not call the house in 5 minutes doing the stupid computer voice. YES, I know you had already thought of it. & yes, I got your email…i’m bringing Marina her project board.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=209"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}