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“Did you know that Sheen isn’t Charlie’s last name?” Alyx asks.
\n“Yep.”
\n“It’s…it’s…Estivez or something.”
\n“His brother is Emilio.” I tell her.
\n“The Mighty Duck.”<\/p>\n

****<\/p>\n

“I hated her stew. I think it was because she was crazy.” <\/p>\n

****<\/p>\n

“I hate watching people dance nowdays. It’s just gross.” I say after watching people grinding on a dance floor on TV.
\n“Their parents must be SOOO proud.” <\/p>\n

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“Did you know that Sheen isn’t Charlie’s last name?” Alyx asks. “Yep.” “It’s…it’s…Estivez or something.” “His brother is Emilio.” I tell her. “The Mighty Duck.” **** “I hated her stew. I think it was because she was crazy.” **** “I hate watching people dance nowdays. It’s just gross.” I say after watching people grinding on…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2059","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2059","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2059"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2059\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2059"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2059"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2059"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}