{"id":2039,"date":"2010-08-10T21:41:56","date_gmt":"2010-08-11T04:41:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=2039"},"modified":"2010-08-10T21:41:56","modified_gmt":"2010-08-11T04:41:56","slug":"mommy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=2039","title":{"rendered":"Mommy,"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"border-collapse: separate; color: #000000; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; font-size: medium\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"background-color: #ffffff; font: 1em\/1.3em Georgia,'Times New Roman',Times,serif; padding: 0.5em\">I&#8217;m not going to give up on you jumping out of a plane. \u00a0In order to get you to do this, I am going to get you to watch more and more videos. \u00a0 This one, well, might not be for you&#8230;but I am going to do to you like I did to Lester and desensitize you to seeing people jump from planes.<\/p>\n<p>Reasons WHY you&#8217;ll jump someday.<\/p>\n<p>1. I promise that Ed will be strapped to your back. \u00a0Nuff said.<\/p>\n<p>So now when you watch this video&#8230;don&#8217;t mind the cutaway of the main canopy at 1:49 into the video&#8230;that was a line twist gone bad and he did the right thing, no big thing&#8230;that is why we have reserves.<br \/>\nSecond..don&#8217;t worry about having to jump off a the wing of the plane. I won&#8217;t make you do that. Only the best for my mommy&#8230;and to be honest, the thought of having to do that kinda makes me a wee bit shakey too! \u00a0You will go out the side of a twin engine otter.<br \/>\nAlso, no worries, I won&#8217;t make you jump off a cliff. \u00a0Unless of course I take up BASE jumping and think you&#8217;ll like it.<\/p>\n<p>So with that said, <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/14019614\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Watch this Video<\/strong><\/a> \u00a0(No, Ed isn&#8217;t in it, but still watch it!)<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not going to give up on you jumping out of a plane. \u00a0In order to get you to do this, I am going to get you to watch more and more videos. \u00a0 This one, well, might not be for you&#8230;but I am going to do to you like I did to Lester and&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2039","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2039","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2039"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2039\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2039"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2039"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2039"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}