{"id":2034,"date":"2010-08-06T09:33:52","date_gmt":"2010-08-06T16:33:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=2034"},"modified":"2010-08-06T11:15:26","modified_gmt":"2010-08-06T18:15:26","slug":"moooommmmmmm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=2034","title":{"rendered":"Moooommmmmmm&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I promise my mother whenever I do anything dangerous that I will let her know.\u00a0 I usually call her seconds before and minutes after I am done, but don&#8217;t usually give her too much time to think about it.<\/p>\n<p>Hey mom, i&#8217;m going hang-gliding this weekend in San Francisco!!<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t worry&#8230;I&#8217;m going to be fine. I&#8217;m going with Captain America.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I promise my mother whenever I do anything dangerous that I will let her know.\u00a0 I usually call her seconds before and minutes after I am done, but don&#8217;t usually give her too much time to think about it. Hey mom, i&#8217;m going hang-gliding this weekend in San Francisco!! Don&#8217;t worry&#8230;I&#8217;m going to be fine&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2034","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2034","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2034"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2034\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2034"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2034"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2034"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}