{"id":2031,"date":"2010-07-28T14:39:26","date_gmt":"2010-07-28T21:39:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=2031"},"modified":"2010-07-28T14:40:40","modified_gmt":"2010-07-28T21:40:40","slug":"bumper-stickers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=2031","title":{"rendered":"Bumper Stickers"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was never a fan of bumper stickers until I started driving a POS car…er..I mean, “sweet ride”.
\nMy friend, Heather from\u00a0 http:\/\/www.212degreedesigns.com\/<\/a> makes all the coolest stickers.\u00a0 If you’re a skydiver at Lodi you probably have one on your helmet or something on the back of your car…or you might find a few on the plane!
\nIf you’re into Roller Derby you’ve seen her work… she’s ALL over the place. In fact one of her stickers is in a movie…and about 400 skydiving videos!<\/p>\n

On my way to work today I contemplated calling her and having her make me a new one; “Get off my ass or I will slam on the brakes and take the risk of you slamming into the back of me! I don’t care anymore! I will stop this car, get out and pull you from your car and beat the living hell out of you, you fucking idiot rat bastard!”<\/p>\n

Yes, I realize I will need a pretty small font.<\/p>\n

I drive to work every day and usually I do pretty good.\u00a0 For those of you that don’t remember the anxiety thing I battle, I still have it, but I keep it managed. UNTIL SOMEONE RIDES MY ASS ON THE WAY TO WORK.<\/p>\n

I calculated the last year of driving to and from work comes to about 480\u00a0 hours.\u00a0 How in the world haven’t I killed someone yet because they pulled up too fast behind me, followed too close or was just a straight up ass behind the wheel?<\/p>\n

Baby Steps, Dr. Marvin have turned into RUN FOREST RUN moments.\u00a0\u00a0 I’m getting better!<\/p>\n

I could use that bumper sticker though!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I was never a fan of bumper stickers until I started driving a POS car…er..I mean, “sweet ride”. My friend, Heather from\u00a0 http:\/\/www.212degreedesigns.com\/ makes all the coolest stickers.\u00a0 If you’re a skydiver at Lodi you probably have one on your helmet or something on the back of your car…or you might find a few on…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2031","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2031","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2031"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2031\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}