{"id":2013,"date":"2010-05-19T19:07:41","date_gmt":"2010-05-20T02:07:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=2013"},"modified":"2010-05-19T19:07:41","modified_gmt":"2010-05-20T02:07:41","slug":"its-called-a-lancehelllllooooo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=2013","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s called a lance&#8230;.helllllooooo."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s time to count my blessings and things I am happy for (even if they aren&#8217;t my blessings)<\/p>\n<p>1. I have a couple of things I am looking forward to. ROAD TRIP!<br \/>\n2. My friend Will is fighting this Friday and we have a huge group of friends that will be screaming for him from the ringside.<br \/>\n3. My friend Amanda got a new jump suit and it looks really cute on her.<br \/>\n4. I have amazing friends in my life.<br \/>\n5. As crazy as it is, work is going great.<br \/>\n6. Last weekend was relaxing and probably one of the nicest weekends I&#8217;ve had in a long time.<br \/>\n7. My morning texts that make me smile every single time I get them.<br \/>\n8. Wendi got a new car and she loves it!<br \/>\n9. My daughters are awesome, amazing, beautiful and strong&#8230;and they love me to death!<br \/>\n10. Tyler graduated from college.<br \/>\n11. Ed is always there to suggest a good bottle of wine on days that suck or need to be celebrated.<br \/>\n12. Tabitha is on day 2 of no smoking.<br \/>\n13. Shea loved her new bike she got for her birthday.<br \/>\n14. Making someone laugh about my Chardonnay induced texting.<br \/>\n15. John answers his phone at 7:30am or 5pm when I am battling road rage!<br \/>\n16. &#8220;You&#8217;re a crazy woman, but I love you anyway.&#8221;<br \/>\n17.\u00a0 That I can call a day a cocksuckingmotherfucker and it will make Wendi laugh for 3 minutes.<br \/>\n18.\u00a0 Kara when she says, &#8220;I KNOW, HUH?&#8221; It makes me giggle.<br \/>\n19. Alyx helping Shea with her homework and studying for a test.<br \/>\n20. Even when days suck&#8230;I can come to Random and Odd and write about it and it doesn&#8217;t seem so bad anymore.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s time to count my blessings and things I am happy for (even if they aren&#8217;t my blessings) 1. I have a couple of things I am looking forward to. ROAD TRIP! 2. My friend Will is fighting this Friday and we have a huge group of friends that will be screaming for him from&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2013","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2013","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2013"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2013\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2013"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2013"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2013"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}